The Sunday Morning RatPack Warm Up Thread

[bill]

The kid and MrWarmth, frozen to their respective trees.

[1Vegasgirl]

Another fucking marathon down here yesterday. Old cockers in $2000 spandex outfits running some kinda 2k or 5k or some stupid shit nonsense bullshit traffic clogging foolishness or what not it is. Fucking morons.

I hate when they do that here too usually in December, although this year they are changing it to November. Screws up traffic all day.

[jonpow]

Sambo brand, that's just wrong

[flathead]

My peeve is the cyclists. They come out here en masse from the city to ride the country roads. They are a colassal pain in the ass. I don't want to even start on the faggot ass costumes they wear.

[bill]

My peeve is the cyclists. They come out here en masse from the city to ride the country roads. They are a colassal pain in the ass. I don't want to even start on the faggot ass costumes they wear.

Ridin' in packs. Daring you to run 'em over. All multi colored and shiny and shit.

[flathead]

Ridin' in packs. Daring you to run 'em over. All multi colored and shiny and shit.

When they have those paper numbers on them I like to think that's how much you score when you run them down.

[wicked smaaaht]

When they have those paper numbers on them I like to think that's how much you score when you run them down.

Paint ball them. Lower number, higher points

[MrWarmth]

The kid and MrWarmth, frozen to their respective trees.

#41

[flathead]

Years ago they had one charity ride out where my folks lived. Despite the towns protest they showed up by the thousands. They parked and locked their bikes on the sidewalk so people had to walk in the streets, now automobile traffic can't move. it was a total clusterfuck. The old man who was on the Town Coucil and in charge of public safety told the town police to get bolt cutters and cut the locks and confiscate the bikes. They tossed these things in the back of the town dump truck and impounded them. I was never more proud of my Father.

[Engaged Chicken]

Good morning.

[MrWarmth]

My peeve is the cyclists. They come out here en masse from the city to ride the country roads. They are a colassal pain in the ass. I don't want to even start on the faggot ass costumes they wear.

We didn't have helmets when we rode bicycles growing up. And look how WE turned out!
Harumph!

[MrWarmth]

Years ago they had one charity ride out where my folks lived. Despite the towns protest they showed up by the thousands. They parked and locked their bikes on the sidewalk so people had to walk in the streets, now automobile traffic can't move. it was a total clusterfuck. The old man who was on the Town Coucil and in charge of public safety told the town police to get bolt cutters and cut the locks and confiscate the bikes. They tossed these things in the back of the town dump truck and impounded them. I was never more proud of my Father.

I read that in Earl Hamner's voice

[MrWarmth]

Shuttle time to McD's.

[jonpow]

Shuttle time to McD's.

Get em bikes

[walleye]

Ice storm coming!!

[flathead]

Ice storm coming!!

That can't be good.

[jonpow]

Ice storm coming!!

You in the northeast?

[wicked smaaaht]

Dogs gotta work

[Mr. Potato Head]

Ice storm coming!!

You couldn't be more of a fag if you had a dick in your mouth

[Mr. Potato Head]

Dogs gotta work

I can smell your twat from here