Everybody put on your helmets.

[Gwarn1]

If you do it in this forum and risk being incarcerated, I'll toss back half the bottle.

(do not expect any responses if you take this action, and I follow through on my word...)

Swear to god I went to the bathroom with the camera and a sharpie, then came to my senses, well played slippy

[harlock]

Swear to god I went to the bathroom with the camera and a sharpie, then came to my senses, well played slippy

what was the sharpie for?

[Slippy]

Swear to god I went to the bathroom with the camera and a sharpie, then came to my senses, well played slippy

I'm worried about what you were going to do with the sharpie...

I think this means that YOU need to take a shot, sir.

[Slippy]

what was the sharpie for?

You ninja'd me!

[Gwarn1]

what was the sharpie for?

To write bottoms up slippy on my personal spot

[Slippy]

Harlock made me giggle...what shot am I on now? #5?

[Gwarn1]

I'm worried about what you were going to do with the sharpie...

I think this means that YOU need to take a shot, sir.

Ok, but my dick is on the men's of dawgs thread, is your pussy on the women's of dawgs? Oh snap!

[harlock]

You ninja'd me!

gonna put it on my Saloon resume

[Slippy]

Ok, but my dick is on the men's of dawgs thread, is your pussy on the women's of dawgs? Oh snap!

You should take your dick off the thread. It's useless there.

Give it to your wife, you dick-hog!

Fuck, that reminds me...talking to my brother the other day and he was telling me about shutting a chick down for dick. I yelled at him. It's not nice that you guys hoard those things. Mean, no less.

[Slippy]

gonna put it on my Saloon resume

STOP IT har! I don't know how many more I can take before I have to crawl upstairs to my bed...

[Rolling Pin]

I got a pretty good buzz goin myself.

[Slippy]

I got a pretty good buzz goin myself.

I'm not behaving correctly, and I know it - but I'm a big girl and can do whatever I fucking want to. I'm drowning out "feelings" and shit.

[Gwarn1]

You should take your dick off the thread. It's useless there.

Give it to your wife, you dick-hog!

Fuck, that reminds me...talking to my brother the other day and he was telling me about shutting a chick down for dick. I yelled at him. It's not nice that you guys hoard those things. Mean, no less.

My dicks of no use to her, it's just a sad sad appendage, it should really be taken away and given to a loving home

[Slippy]

My dicks of no use to her, it's just a sad sad appendage, it should really be taken away and given to a loving home

Ohhhhh man, a "dick adoption" agency should be my new career.

[Slippy]

btw: that made me giggle....

[Gwarn1]

Ohhhhh man, a "dick adoption" agency should be my new career.

You could start with mr warmth

[harlock]

Ohhhhh man, a "dick adoption" agency should be my new career.

Slippy's Adicktion Agency

[Slippy]

You could start with mr warmth

I would be accepting and loving of all dicks, no matter of size or age.

Dicks need love, damnit.

[Slippy]

Slippy's Adicktion Agency

That's fuckin' brilliant.

[Gwarn1]

That's fuckin' brilliant.

Everyone take a shot!