Everybody put on your helmets.

[harlock]

Uncracked. 26er.

I don't handle hard alcohol very well either. I can drink beer like water - but I'll likely be a bumbling mess at the end of this thread.

I wish I'd known about this, I would have picked some up.

I think a pint would do it for me

[Slippy]

People who like the band Train are mentally disabled.

Sorry to be off topic, thought just came to me.

yes

I love Train.

In all fairness, I've never proclaimed to be mentally stable either though.

[Avery]

I love Train.

In all fairness, I've never proclaimed to be mentally stable either though.

[Gwarn1]

I think I'm going to hit the hard stuff.

3 am and I'm alone, with sleep nowhere in sight.

I'll take a shot each time one of you makes me giggle.

GO!

I'll post a pic of my penis, you'll laugh your ass off. How many shots for that?

[MrWarmth]

Polish Canadian walks into a bar. "Gimme two fingers of scotch!" as he holds up two sausage fingers. Bartender pours him a beer glass full of scotch.


I know I know....."BOOOOOOOO"




Okay NOW I'm gone

[Rolling Pin]

Back to bed. maybe an idea for the Sunday thread will come to me in my dreams.

Seems like a lot of pressure.

Good luck.

[Slippy]

What are things Slippy can't drive without blowing.

"Hello?" "Hi, it's 4 months ago. I just wanted to tell you to join us."

That stipulation was removed from my license in November, cock-knocker.

[Slippy]

I'll post a pic of my penis, you'll laugh your ass off. How many shots for that?

If you do it in this forum and risk being incarcerated, I'll toss back half the bottle.

(do not expect any responses if you take this action, and I follow through on my word...)

[Avery]

[jackie the jerk]

I love Train.

I'd pull a train on ya

[Avery]

hread: To all you fucking idiots starting rumors Im not on drugs so fuck off !!!FAAAAAt!!!!
right back at you porky Im the best looking person thats ever hit on you guy or girl take what you can get at this point and ram me.

^Mario neg rep

[Slippy]

I'd pull a train on ya

I'd let you.

[Slippy]

hread: To all you fucking idiots starting rumors Im not on drugs so fuck off !!!FAAAAAt!!!!
right back at you porky Im the best looking person thats ever hit on you guy or girl take what you can get at this point and ram me.

^Mario neg rep

Look at you making friends all over the place. You really are a "people person".

[low selfestitle]

Slippy

[Avery]

Look at you making friends all over the place. You really are a "people person".

The second I pay attention to you is the day you need to double your dry cleaning efforts because of dirty wet panties.

[Slippy]

I wish I'd known about this, I would have picked some up.

I think a pint would do it for me

I wish I had've known! It wasn't a thought out plan, har. I'm just alone, and a little sad...with more booze in the house than is necessary.

Figured I'd drink my woes away for the night.

[Avery]

I negged mario. that's why she was upset.

[Slippy]

The second I pay attention to you is the day you need to double your dry cleaning efforts because of dirty wet panties.

Bitch - you can't STOP paying attention to me.

Ever see ME follow you to a thread? Or hit one of your threads?

I only ever react to your assaults - which simply means you can't stop thinking about me.

[Slippy]

I negged mario. that's why she was upset.

Negs are mean, Avery. Unless he directly aggressed against you, that was just another cowardly "e-play" on your behalf. You really do seem to be a bitch. :

[harlock]

I wish I had've known! It wasn't a thought out plan, har. I'm just alone, and a little sad...with more booze in the house than is necessary.

Figured I'd drink my woes away for the night.

this is a saloon after all