Fucking Twins are dumber than dogshit. And even more useless.

[mattyfishrip197]

they should be made to wear butt plugs during the show and cut off tee shirts that say dumb and fuck on back respectfully

[mpa]

Artie has dramatically cut back their role on the show, they are on the live look ins now way more than the regular show.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

they should be made to wear butt plugs during the show and cut off tee shirts that say dumb and fuck on back respectfully

[HorseVsPelican]

I never thought they should be on for more than 1 show. They're not bad people but they don't need to be there either.

[Rodney21a]

I've just gone through another night of insomnia and during my ordeal I was watching a marathon of Howard Stern Clips. Idiots and bagging on Idiots is what makes up a good portion of the Howard Stern Show, especially post Billy West. I hate the twins and think they need to take a Hike. However If Idiots are entertaining what makes these particular idiots so un entertaining? For example on the show with Bob Levy the other night his idocaracy was lightning in a bottle but a few nights pior the Chocolate Milk thing was harrible.

[Greekfreak]

They're not hot; they're blonde aryan twins, and that's what makes them stick out. They're solid 7s at best, would be higher if they dolled themselves up a bit.

[sternski]

They're not hot; they're blonde aryan twins, and that's what makes them stick out. They're solid 7s at best, would be higher if they dolled themselves up a bit.

no ass.no tits.no charisma.no personality......a-sexual at best......i give em 0's.

[Salmo]

I wish I had 2 more hands so I could give them 4 thumbs down.

[therock]

I'd hit it (them).

[Salmo]

I'd hit it (them).

Listen amateur - that has been discussed to death. No shit you'd "hit" them. Big fucking deal. Question on the table - are they worth a SHIT on a radio show. Corollary question, not as important, do they belong on the show to support the TV show.

Now, I don't give 2 shits about the TV show. But I have seen the twins and if your newbie ass thinks that's the best the show can do, you need to get out more. There are a thousand hotter women who would work for free to be on that show.

Whether they are useful on the radio show is not even worth discussing at this point.

Whether you (or I) would "hit" them is totally irrelevant.

-S

[therock]

Listen amateur - that has been discussed to death. No shit you'd "hit" them. Big fucking deal. Question on the table - are they worth a SHIT on a radio show. Corollary question, not as important, do they belong on the show to support the TV show.

Now, I don't give 2 shits about the TV show. But I have seen the twins and if your newbie ass thinks that's the best the show can do, you need to get out more. There are a thousand hotter women who would work for free to be on that show.

Whether they are useful on the radio show is not even worth discussing at this point.

Whether you (or I) would "hit" them is totally irrelevant.

-S

Listen veteran, let's face it no one except Artie is worth a shit on this Radio show, that's who we tune in to hear. I know the majority of you hate sports for some odd reason (I feel this is probably a correlation with being old Stern fans since he's not really a fan of sports either), but the sports guests are part of the deal and station he works on. I personally used to hate it when Artie would start talking sports (love the obscure sport names he drops haha) and Howard would cut him off to talk about The Bachelor instead, but I'm a sports and gambling fan so maybe I'm biased.

As for the twins, I like when he/they rip on the twins for being lame, wish he did it more, but then they run to HR because they clearly don't understand what comedy is. I can't see them bringing in "hotter" chicks and firing the twins as you propose and it being better. The reason being, is that Artie will then get into his worship mode and his "omg you are the hottest girl I have ever seen" routine which isn't nowhere near as funny as him ripping on the twins.

I do want them to bring in hotter chicks, but keep the twins there so Artie can give the hotter chicks attention and do that thing they used to when he'd have them compete and he'd always pick the hot guests as the winner (I took a shit so big that...) I know it's a lame bit, but it's hilarious to see the twins reactions when artie would pick the hot chicks as winners.

Beats the fuck out of me why we need small time musical acts though...

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Article calling out the hypocrisy of Hollywood by pointing out that CBS president's talentless Asian wife gets her own show (The "Talk" or some shit). Artie says he guarantees the show is "unwatchable"-of course the nitwit twins like it. "We watch it!" Silly empty headed twats..

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Stupid Liz can't even pronounce "Po Boy" sandwich during commercial look in. Must be all those syllables ..

[NoddinOff]

I was watching old howard tv segments last night and I re watched that "dumb as a rock" game, I would love to see the cuntavans on that game, I bet they would of done as bad or worse than the fucking dolts on that show. That segment has some real classic artie moments, I was laughing so hard. Howard asks this pornstar gutter slut who was talking about taking 2 dicks up her ass at the same time and eating out her own sister the question "what is a carnivore?" and she says "a big truck?, or a sedan?" haha and hearing arties disgusted reactions had me laughing almost to the point of tears.

[mpa]

i forgot about those, need to go find them. When the question would be asked and there was no way the whore would know and he'd belt out that crazy laugh. Speaking of howard, is he even on this week, if so, did Robin mention it; has Howard or Robin mentioned artie since his 'comeback?'

[NoddinOff]

haha yeah arties laugh was priceless, he goes "a sedan?" and then pauses for a few seconds and in the most disgusted tone "its not a sedan" had me rolling.

[Rodney21a]