The UFC was much better back in the day, when there were only 2 rules...

[Smell Muhfinger]

No eye gouging, and no biting! Everything else goes!

[Jim J Jiblets]

It all started with this dirtbag's burp.

[fenderbaum]

I think that Pride or K1 were better fighting in the early days compared to UFC. Well maybe not K1?

[Jim J Jiblets]

I think that Pride or K1 were better fighting in the early days compared to UFC. Well maybe not K1?

Went to a few Pride shows. Otokomatsuri was the shit.

[Jim J Jiblets]

Went to a few Pride shows. Otokomatsuri was the shit.

I'll just write the joke thats gunna follow.

"Thanks for coming out of the closet. Good luck to you and Otokomatsuri."

[fenderbaum]

Went to a few Pride shows. Otokomatsuri was the shit.

So was Kazushi Sakuraba. Pride put on some really epic matches in their heyday.

[Jim J Jiblets]

Fedor fought the huge Brazilian. Knocked him out in 54 sec. or some shit.

[fenderbaum]

Fedor fought the huge Brazilian. Knocked him out in 54 sec. or some shit.

Fedor is a beast.

[fenderbaum]

I can still remember how much my friends and I loved watching the UFC in the early days.

[Jim J Jiblets]

Gave Sakuraba a high five at the show.

39 = san-ku (saku)

Loved that guy.

[fenderbaum]

Gave Sakuraba a high five at the show.

39 = san-ku (saku)

Loved that guy.

He was one of my favorites.

[Jim J Jiblets]

Loved watching him fuck up one Gracie after another.

[gilaet]

Ulama was better when the losing team's captain got sacrificed.

[fenderbaum]

Those were the days, I loved the fighting back then, but the fact that in order to win you had to fight some 3 fights in the same night made a little unfair advantage for anyone who was injured when a sub had to come in and fight.

[Smell Muhfinger]

Those were the days, I loved the fighting back then, but the fact that in order to win you had to fight some 3 fights in the same night made a little unfair advantage for anyone who was injured when a sub had to come in and fight.

You know what I'm talking about.

I will never forget UFC 2 or 3, where this big dude elbow pounded the FUCK out of some guys head like 10 times, even after the guy was knocked out, can't find it anywhere on the internets.

[fenderbaum]

You know what I'm talking about.

I will never forget UFC 2 or 3, where this big dude elbow pounded the FUCK out of some guys head like 10 times, even after the guy was knocked out, can't find it anywhere on the internets.

Absolutely. We would go to the fights when they were anywhere in the tri state region. The fighters were some of the most gracious athletes ever, so kind. I remember shaking the hand of Pedro Rizzo and talking to him after he got beat up pretty good at the Mohegan Sun.

[redshirt]

You know what I'm talking about.

I will never forget UFC 2 or 3, where this big dude elbow pounded the FUCK out of some guys head like 10 times, even after the guy was knocked out, can't find it anywhere on the internets.

I think somebody used to post that GIF whenever someone was getting their ass kicked in an e-fight. Elbower had elbowee in a crucifix and was just elbowing the shit out of him since he couldn't defend himself right?

[Smell Muhfinger]

I think somebody used to post that GIF whenever someone was getting their ass kicked in an e-fight. Elbower had elbowee in a crucifix and was just elbowing the shit out of him since he couldn't defend himself right?

That's the one.

[Jim J Jiblets]

Sakuraba used to smoke before matches.

[fenderbaum]

Sakuraba used to smoke before matches.

That is an asian thing, most of those folks smoke, it calmed them and helped focus.