I would ask her how she could lay next to and fuck such an ugly vile man.

I would ask her how she could lay next to and fuck such an ugly vile man.
I would ask her why she can't just divorce Howard already so I can get my show back.
why do you lie about being a modoe, blonde, in love with howard, not wanting kids, not wanting to be famous and being a whore for Arabs?
I've got $10,000. There's nothing around us but sand. How far will my money go?
Someone's colostomy bag is full...

I would ask her if she has a concious. (the hats, the purses, the showing off million dollars jewlery) in these times of financial struggle
how can you be an animal rights advocate while wearing their skins and eating their flesh?

What is the $$$ number she needs to finally divorce Howard?
What am 2 plus 2?
Someone's colostomy bag is full...
Who knows, I imagine Howard has an iron-clad, Bubba like pre-nup. That's why Imus' wife will never leave him, she just has to stick it out a few more years (if that, since Imus has cancer) and she gets the whole thing. The difference is that Howard could hang on for another 30 years.
I would ask her how a horse-faced, arm-waving bimbo with enormous clodhoppers for feet and a bullshit smile ever got any kind of modeling job.
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I would first have to insist she be hooked up to a lie detector....and then ask "have you ever called anybody a nigger?...and then go from there

How does a young woman give up the opportunity to have children and a real family for money?
how big are your balls?
"On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You
1. Does it bother you that your husband keeps his condoms under lock and key because he doesn't trust you not to poke holes in them?
2. How the fuck can you have a computer for a decade and never learn how to save a Word file?
3. Can you name a more vapid set of interests than celebrity gossip and fashion?
4. How many hundreds of animals in need do you think could be rescued and sheltered and fed for the half a milion dollars or so that you have invested in designer shoes and handbags that you'll wear and carry only a few times each?
5. Why the long face?
Completely stopped listening to the trainwreck called THSS in January 2012 except for turning it on in the bathroom when I shit or shower and I wish I'd pulled the plug the day Artie left. It's so bad that I've actually gotten out of the shower to turn it the fuck off.

In all honesty, is marrying a man for money and fame all that much different than what the average call girl does?
if a greyhound left NYC at 2:55:42 heading for L A while a bull dog leaves L A at 23:45:32 headed for NYC. At what time and location would the dogs meet each other?
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