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  1. 01-26-2013, 07:19 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    The government should ban alcohol completely so people don't shit in stores anymore.
    Wow

    Ok then...
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  2. 01-26-2013, 07:20 PM #22
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    Suck too. Can't throw her out. I ain't touching nobody while they are shitting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Clean up in aisle 2
    i'd quit.
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    When will Freud address this?
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  5. 01-26-2013, 07:26 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    When will Freud address this?
    Sometimes a turd, is just a turd.
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  6. 01-26-2013, 07:28 PM #26
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    If that had been like the one that I dropped earlier, no one would have been running around laughing. They'd be screaming and running for the doors.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Why is shitting so gross?
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    he should have offered her some TP. and then a mop.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
    The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    Thats Wacks wife!!!
    So angry!! GGGGRRRRRRRR!!!!!
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  10. 01-26-2013, 07:41 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif
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  11. 01-26-2013, 07:51 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    When will Freud address this?
    You're in college aren't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Mother of God. That is sad.
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    Quik Trip.
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  15. 01-26-2013, 07:56 PM #35
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    Do you think the cops would have been there faster (or at all) if the guy called and said that he just put on a fresh pot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    The government should ban alcohol completely so people don't shit in stores anymore.
    Great point Ridic, but only ban assault weapon types of booze like tequila (that stuff gets me in trouble) and limit beer to 3 maybe 4 packs. Now that should nicely solve everything. Next problem.
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    It could've been just a very long piss. I'm calling .
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  18. 01-26-2013, 08:00 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    When will Freud address this?
    As soon as he finishes snorting cocaine off his mother's ass.
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  19. 01-26-2013, 08:03 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    It could've been just a very long piss. I'm calling .
    Really though at that point does it make any difference?

    How are you lurch my friend. Staying in tonight? Hey you are too far south to have gotten any of that ice storm from the other day, right?
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    I can shit in less than 4:42
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