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    *****I am going to lose 10 lbs. in 10 days. Are you with me?*****

    I am going to lose 10 lbs. in 10 days. And, yes, a lot of it will be water weight, but it's going to feel so good!

    Each day, for 10 days, I will accomplish all of these goals:

    *42 minutes of intense aerobic exercise
    *Drink 120 oz. of Water and drink nothing else
    *Not eat like a jerk
    *Not eat past 8:00pm---no matter what

    (my physician is totally cool with this, make sure yours is too)
    Last edited by MisterSeven; 01-27-2013 at 10:00 PM.

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    Now who's with me?!

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    Anybody.....?
    Why do I hear crickets chirping?
    That's all right. I'll just do it with myself, which is customary anyway.

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    Explain eating like a jerk

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    Eating like a jerk is eating food that is unhealthy/fattening that will NOT help you lose 10 lbs. in 10 days. Like the can of frosting I am delving into right now. It's cool, man. Day 1 is tomorrow.

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    Oh-- and Oderus. I understand that you don't wish to participate in this endeavor. No problem. I wouldn't want to weigh less than 110 lbs. either.


    OH MY GOD! I WAS KIDDING. You know you're perfect.
    Last edited by MisterSeven; 01-26-2013 at 07:10 PM.

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    cold, dude.

    Cold.
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    Lunch is served.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    cold, dude.

    Cold.
    *sigh* I'm just jealous. Even when I lose 10 lbs. I'll still be in the 300s.

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    please. You'd blow away in the breeze if you weren't anchored down.
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    Lunch is served.

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    i would but i don't have a 10 lb kid to send off to school.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

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    Froggy, you card.

    (You want one? I can loan you one for, you know, 5, 7 years.)
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    Lunch is served.

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    42 minutes of intense exercise sounds crazy!

    Have you been working out all along and just stepping it up?

    Just asking, I need to start getting a little more serious at the gym and havent been consistent in my workouts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by La Flama Blanca View Post
    42 minutes of intense exercise sounds crazy!

    Have you been working out all along and just stepping it up?

    Just asking, I need to start getting a little more serious at the gym and havent been consistent in my workouts.
    The particular workout I do, which is 42 minutes long, also includes stretching/finesse, warm-up, cool down. I try to do it at least 3 days a week, but haven't been doing that well since the winter holiday. I'm going to 'take it easy' during the first few days and then consciously add more effort when I feel it won't give me a heart-attack. Consistency is going to be daunting. But, hey, wanna kick ass for 10 days with me?

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    How did it go?

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    OP really get shot dead, or popeye savaadra "shot dead"?
    John 3:16

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    OP really get shot dead, or popeye savaadra "shot dead"?
    Dead dead.

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    He was getting too close to the truth (of weight loss).:

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    Then I'd have to give up alcohol...I don't see that happening...
    YES! my avatar is fun and funny. Don't rep me..rep Spazz....he is the genius that crafted this piece of photoshop brilliance!!!
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