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    Does anyone have a box of old GF/BF stuff? Found something....need help (srs)

    Originally, I was going to post some corny love letters from my exes (and still might) but when I opened this trunk that I haven't looked in over a decade. There's a bunch of cards, phone numbers, pictures of old girlfriends and what not.

    Q: I found two pictures of my ex-girlfriend when she was a little kid. I know these are special to her because she was adopted. I had them mixed in with a stack of other pictures of us. We haven't spoken in over a decade and it didn't end well. Do I contact her and give these back or do I just forget about it? I know this sounds easy to say just give them back but this was a bad breakup and she was a little bit psycho


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    Jack off on pics. Send back
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Jack off on pics. Send back
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Jack off on pics. Send back
    This, brah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Jack off on pics. Send back
    This reminds me. Can you send me some pics of yourself?
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    This reminds me. Can you send me some pics of yourself?
    Will you jack off on them and send them back
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Will you jack off on them and send them back
    This isn't about what you want.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    This isn't about what you want.
    Dude that is wrong. So wrong
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    give her a good ole Satori deep dicking, then give her the pictures

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    give her a good ole Satori deep dicking, then give her the pictures


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    No. Fuck her.





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    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...

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    So far all of these are good
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    I guess she kept the strap-on?
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Just knowing how to get ahold of someone you haven't spoken to in over a decade might be a challenge.

    And no offense, but posting old love letters seems like a bit of a dick move. But maybe I'm just weird and it would be ok to most everyone
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    And if you have naked pics of her as an adult please post them in the NSFW thread.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estocada View Post
    Just knowing how to get ahold of someone you haven't spoken to in over a decade might be a challenge.

    And no offense, but posting old love letters seems like a bit of a dick move. But maybe I'm just weird and it would be ok to most everyone
    yeah...you're probably right


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    Ask her if she wants them. I found some earrings from an old girlfriend in a box of junk and she was really glad to get them back. She had gotten them on a trip to Europe in high school and had wondered what happened to them. I just mailed them to her. No big deal.
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    just forget about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    just forget about it
    or just send them anon if you have an address. dont stir that can of worms.
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    just forget about it
    You got a bad rap. That was funny.

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