More Twitter Fuckery From Wiggy This Saturay

[IlluminatiJones]

Howard Stern ‏@HowardStern
what happened to you saving money? rt @jdharm Got eliminated from Poker Tournament early.....down $200 playing Blackjack.....real f'ng fun.

He's the last person on this planet who should be asking this question. The dude's tweeting this from his fucking castle, paying this guy little more than minimum wage, and he's got the gall to chide him about saving money.

"a certain number of heartbeats", "20 little angels ascending", "oh, what a goose I am", and a finger-wagging to an underling about saving the money he doesn't pay him: which one of these is not like the other.

as Emmitt Smith is want to say, a leopard can't change its stripes

but you know what he's really saying with that tweet? "how dare you be out and about and maybe even having fun! i don't pay you to have fun! why aren't you working when you shouldn't be working?!? "

And the other tweets, if they're real, and I hope to God they're not, are nothing more than part of the "Oprah-push".

And does anybody believe he's given up wine?

When someone tries to go the "kill them with kindness" route, but they don't have a kind bone in their body, it just comes out douchey and wrong and retarded.

What a douchebag!

Oh, and I like how the most asleep-at-the-wheel motherfucker on the planet is telling people to wake up.

[Trophy Knife]

"Why could I weep? Because every free woman is the answer to a slave woman's prayers."

Isn't it a little late for menopause?

[IlluminatiJones]

"Why could I weep? Because every free woman is the answer to a slave woman's prayers."

Isn't it a little late for menopause?

I'll see your "free woman" and raise you a "definition of soul":

"My definition of soul: you with a capital Y. What's yours?"

He must have gone off the meds and doubled-down on the wine, no? He's completely unhinged. He's turned into a tweeting Larry...King column.

or is this some type of new age-Andy Kaufman fucking with people?

nah..................gotta be the wine/unhinged thing.

What makes this especially douche-tacular is that he's wealthy enough to effect some of the changes he's Twitter-championing. You could "wake up" a whole lotta people with half a billion dollars.

[IlluminatiJones]

"Why could I weep? Because every free woman is the answer to a slave woman's prayers."

So what are his daughters? Free women out from under his oppressive neglect, or slaves to the sadness of their father marrying a pollack bimba?!?

Given what a first husband and father he's been, not to mention the bastion of femininity he's currently married to/all the chicks' asses he's thrown bologna at/all the "babysitters" he's still whacking off to, he really needs to stfu about anything to do with women's rights.

[Trophy Knife]

I'll see your "free woman" and raise you a "definition of soul":

"My definition of soul: you with a capital Y. What's yours?"

Jesus.

He must have gone off the meds and doubled-down on the wine, no? He's completely unhinged. He's turned into a tweeting Larry...King column.

or is this some type of new age-Andy Kaufman fucking with people?

nah..................gotta be the wine/unhinged thing.

Some other possibilities come to mind:

* He's feeling his mortality — maybe someone in his circle has died or has been diagnosed with a terminal condition.

* He's cultivating his kinder and gentler image for AGT in the douchiest way possible.

* He's channeling Emily.

What makes this especially douche-tacular is that he's wealthy enough to effect some of the changes he's Twitter-championing. You could "wake up" a whole lotta people with half a billion dollars.

Bill Gates he's not. He'll never let go of those marboes. He's like many who abuse the interwebs this way: He'll preach online, and log out, feeling smug and superior. Even worse, he'll actually believe he's accomplished something worthwhile.

[IlluminatiJones]

Jesus.



Some other possibilities come to mind:

* He's feeling his mortality — maybe someone in his circle has died or has been diagnosed with a terminal condition.

* He's cultivating his kinder and gentler image for AGT in the douchiest way possible.

* He's channeling Emily.

I'll have a #1, with #2 sauce on side

Could Robin be even dying-er?!?



I think he's aiming higher than just AGT, though; he needs the High Priestess' blessing. I think he's trying to get Oprah's attention.

Also, I think Beth's egging him on...................

"You know what...........................you should totally tweet that (hiccup)!".

Those tweets have her hoof-prints all over them.

Bill Gates he's not. He'll never let go of those marboes. He's like many who abuse the interwebs this way: He'll preach online, and log out, feeling smug and superior. Even worse, he'll actually believe he's accomplished something worthwhile.

If someone gave a damn they could round up a list of women's charities and gun control organizations, and point them in the direction of Howard's latest tweets. You know, to just make them aware that there's a guy............................a very, very wealthy guy with oodles of free time on his hands............................who seems very interested in women's causes and "waking up" people about guns or mental health awareness or something.

I'm sure Howard would love to put his money where his tweets are.

[Goo For You]

"Why could I weep? Because every free woman is the answer to a slave woman's prayers."

Does this mean that because he has freed Horse from her life as an escort, poor and needy people have nothing on him?

"My definition of soul: you with a capital Y. What's yours?"

This new-age shit always gives me the creeps........

I have a feeling Pluggy has wanted to turn his show into an infomercial for this shit for years, but hasn't yet amassed the courage. This could be a sign of the dam being about to burst.

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[Lou Cypher]

Just type those tweets into Google. He's copying old Oprah tweets. I have no idea why he thinks it's funny.

[x76]

The only honorable path forward would be to shoot Beth, claiming she had a broken leg and had to be destroyed, and then to retire from radio.

[x76]

Actually, possibly shooting Beth ON the radio might be the suave way to go, here.

Remember when the show was actually funny? Admitting that marrying Beff was a fucking disaster might be a bright idea. "So there I was at home and there's no football games on, except for the Pro Bowl, which no ones watched, and I'm thinking 'what the fuck am I doing all alone in this fucking isolated castle with ten chimneys?' I want to be where the action is, in the city. So I packed my things for the week and I left Beth a note that told her our marriage was over and to get the fuck out of the house and back to whatever whoreville she came from. And it felt GREAT!"

[smichal]

yikes

[Double Blizz]

What a great picture on soo many levels. And Johnny Fratto's bloated brother is sitting behind tem as well. Beff acting like she's so into the conversation it's ridiculous.

[Scarfo]

He must be high on wine.

The phrase "high on wine" is killing me.

[Double Blizz]

He's clearly just ripping on Oprah and it probably eats him,let me rephrase that its does eat him alive that not only does she work when she wants, she's also more wealthy and got a better deal at Sirius than Wiggy did. On top of that Malone isn't going to pimp slap her in a few weeks either. Wiggy thinks he is better than Oprah too for racial reasons guarantee you that.

[johnnyfuel]

He's a faaaaaaaaagggggggg

[tired]

this time i agree with Howard on every point.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

What a great picture on soo many levels. Beff acting like she's so into the conversation it's ridiculous.

You can only imagine the vapid, empty-headed, non-sensical, superficial jibber-jabber these stupid cunts are engaged in here. No wonder Hampton's fell asleep...

[Shannongans]

If you search #HowardSternPasswords on twitter you can see what ppl are guessing his password was that got hacked

[IlluminatiJones]

Just type those tweets into Google. He's copying old Oprah tweets. I have no idea why he thinks it's funny.

Thanks, Lou.

This makes everything even more confusing.................so is he mocking or agreeing with Oprah?

Could he be clueless and callous enough to mock a "20 little angels ascending" tweet?

Does this reek of Benji's "work"?

If this is mockery, and if anybody in the media is really paying attention, get ready for another apology.

And this is on the heels of the Dunham apology.

It's like he has absolutely no idea who, where, and what he is or wants to be anymore.

Somebody needs to sit him down and tell him that you don't get "in" with Main St. 'Merica by ridiculing the High Empress of it.

I hope his account got hacked. Anything else is just too douchey for words.