"a certain number of heartbeats", "20 little angels ascending", "oh, what a goose I am", and a finger-wagging to an underling about saving the money he doesn't pay him: which one of these is not like the other.
as Emmitt Smith is want to say, a leopard can't change its stripes
but you know what he's really saying with that tweet? "how dare you be out and about and maybe even having fun! i don't pay you to have fun! why aren't you working when you shouldn't be working?!? "
And the other tweets, if they're real, and I hope to God they're not, are nothing more than part of the "Oprah-push".
And does anybody believe he's given up wine?
When someone tries to go the "kill them with kindness" route, but they don't have a kind bone in their body, it just comes out douchey and wrong and retarded.
What a douchebag!
Oh, and I like how the most asleep-at-the-wheel motherfucker on the planet is telling people to wake up.