Best thing to do is go to NSAL and adopt a black cat.
Nobody wants the black ones.
Tell them Beth O sent you, and you'll get a discount.
But remember black cats don't photograph as well as other cats - unless your photographer is Howard Stern!
"... black-coated animals tend to not photograph as well as animals of other colorsóalthough I know one photographer that takes brilliant animal pictures no matter the color of the animal: my wonderful husband Howard ...