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  1. 01-26-2013, 01:56 PM #21
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    jew boy brings the lulz sometimes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'll proudly accept that fail
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    you fail for being a "straight" man who knows every curve of every gay porn stars cock.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    he can amuse on rare occasions

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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    jew boy brings the lulz sometimes
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  13. 01-26-2013, 02:06 PM #33
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  14. 01-26-2013, 02:06 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    I'd let freds suck my delicious cock head if he'd vote for Sarah Palin ~ schmoopy
    She isn't running for office.
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    Post a screenshot of these said rep comments. I think you're making them up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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