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    i got a crush on kelsey from kelsey's essentials

    she's wholesome looking but you know she loves to get that kitten pounded.

    essential items:
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    penis
    kelsey's kitten






    you just don't turn it off.

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    you just don't turn it off.

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    you just don't turn it off.

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    you just don't turn it off.

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    Cute. But not really a stand outer for me
    A train leaving every night..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Estocada View Post
    Cute. But not really a stand outer for me
    you have to see her on her show. she's so enthusiastic about everything that you just know she's a dirty little hoar with a tiny box.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    that girl looks familar, was she ever on a cooking contest show?

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    Oofa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    that girl looks familar, was she ever on a cooking contest show?
    she has a cooking show. don't know if she won some show to get her current show.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamptons Ranger View Post
    Oofa.
    well fuck you hamptons roger.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    she has a cooking show. don't know if she won some show to get her current show.
    i know i saw her somewhere...gonna look it up

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    you have to see her on her show. she's so enthusiastic about everything that you just know she's a dirty little hoar with a tiny box.
    And probably is into outfits. Ok, I get it now. And over achiever type
    A train leaving every night..

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    cool all the weed smoking over the years hasnt effected my brain too badly

    She was one of the final 4 contestants in season 4 of The Next Food Network Star on the Food Network.

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    Hardwood floor, dorito chip, landing strip, or early-80's Demi Moore bush?

    I think dorito chip.
    Preservation through destruction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nfbuckeye View Post
    Hardwood floor, dorito chip, landing strip, or early-80's Demi Moore bush?

    I think dorito chip.
    that was a funny sketch. "potato skins, bea arthur, a 1982 gremlin."
    you just don't turn it off.

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    never heard of her, but she is cute
    I mean, I wouldn't kick her outta bed

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    She has that 'GOP Retard' like about her.

    For realz, no shitting.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    I likes her meat

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    I'd like to rub her where she pees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    She has that 'GOP Retard' like about her.

    For realz, no shitting.
    who're you fucking these days dave?

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