Jon Hein will die young

**The Cocksman** · 01-26-2013, 09:14 AM

The dude is a type 1 diabetic and eats fast food like a maniac.He appears to be on a death wish.

**The Cocksman** · 01-26-2013, 09:17 AM

**chuk** · 01-26-2013, 09:25 AM

**baileycat** · 01-26-2013, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by chuk

Those are some eyebrows!

**MobyDick** · 01-26-2013, 09:29 AM

I think it was Jason or Ralph who pointed out he's going to kill himself from his poor diet and leave his still young kids fatherless, and John didn't seem to care, he loves fast food. John Hein's going to do what John Hein's gonna do.

**Anfkid** · 01-26-2013, 09:34 AM

i agree. him and jason are fucking gross. i had fast food first time in 10 years a few months ago. they eat it 2-3 times a day.

RIP unfunny men.

**chuk** · 01-26-2013, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by baileycat

Those are some eyebrows!

**JDDaBadAhz** · 01-26-2013, 09:34 AM

“Live fast, die young and have a good-looking corpse”,

**Jon Hein is God** · 01-26-2013, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by The Cocksman

Jon Hein will die young

If that happens, maybe my screen name will become true.

Jon Hein died for our sins.

**ohmicah** · 01-26-2013, 09:45 AM

Cracks me up how something with the 4 food groups, meat, dairy, vegetables and bread is considered poisonous these days. Sounds rather balanced to me.

Agreed, the meat they use is probably not the best, but it is still meat.

**Jon Hein is God** · 01-26-2013, 09:48 AM

fuck...

**Anfkid** · 01-26-2013, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by ohmicah

Cracks me up how something with the 4 food groups, meat, dairy, vegetables and bread is considered poisonous these days. Sounds rather balanced to me.

Agreed, the meat they use is probably not the best, but it is still meat.

when the vegetables are fried accompanied by a sugar soda.....not the best of choices. sure if he just got a burger lettuce tomatoes pickles onions that would be pretty healthy.... its all the extra that's killing the fat fucks... i know hein dont like the sauces but jason bathes in it so add that to his autopsy report.

**bigkitty** · 01-26-2013, 09:54 AM

I won't comment on when someone will die. But I will say that Hein is the ugliest, sloppiest guy on the show. Hands down.

**chuk** · 01-26-2013, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God

Uh oh, he didn't thank Howard. And so it begins...

**check1** · 01-26-2013, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by JDDaBadAhz

“Live fast, die young and have a good-looking corpse”,

Separated at birth..

**ohmicah** · 01-26-2013, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Anfkid

when the vegetables are fried accompanied by a sugar soda.....not the best of choices. sure if he just got a burger lettuce tomatoes pickles onions that would be pretty healthy.... its all the extra that's killing the fat fucks... i know hein dont like the sauces but jason bathes in it so add that to his autopsy report.

You presume they will die of natural causes....

**Anfkid** · 01-26-2013, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by ohmicah

You presume they will die of natural causes....

it's natural when your pores and blood vessels fill up with mayo?

**Samurai** · 01-26-2013, 10:27 AM

A) Claims he has almost never masturbated.
B) Claims instead he got plenty of women in college. Considering his appearance and personality, how likely is that?
C) Eats fast food multiple times a day, even though he has other options, and absolutely LOVES IT. How many adults with means do that?

We grab fast food out of convenience, laziness, or the occasional odd craving or youthful nostalgia...but we don't love it non-stop. Any grown up can nearly always purchase or prepare much better food. If you can't afford to eat lunch at a nicer restaurant, you can prepare extra food at home in the evening and take it to work the next day. It'll taste better than fast food, and be less expensive and healthier.

A+B+C = a substantial part of Hein's personality was stunted in prepubescent childhood. However, I'm NOT fascinated to know why because Hein is not interesting.

**chuk** · 01-26-2013, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Samurai

A) Claims he has almost never masturbated.
B) Claims instead he got plenty of women in college. Considering his appearance and personality, how likely is that?
C) Eats fast food multiple times a day, even though he has other options, and absolutely LOVES IT. How many adults with means do that?

We grab fast food out of convenience, laziness, or the occasional odd craving or youthful nostalgia...but we don't love it non-stop. Any grown up can nearly always purchase or prepare much better food. If you can't afford to eat lunch at a nicer restaurant, you can prepare extra food at home in the evening and take it to work the next day. It'll taste better than fast food, and be less expensive and healthier.

A+B+C = a substantial part of Hein's personality was stunted in prepubescent childhood. However, I'm NOT fascinated to know why because Hein is not interesting.

Did he ever actually say the 80 blowjobs were from women?