I can't make my new motherfucking laptop work. I just signed on to Rogers at $10/month for unlimited help with my shit, and they can't figure it out either.
T@H has been trying, him and I can't make it work either.
PP wants his laptop back, by the end of the weekend.
I can be a cunt and not give it back - but that's not my style. I gotta get my new one working.
I'm open for suggestions, here.