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  1. 01-26-2013, 06:33 AM #1
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    Derelict Palooza

    They are having a giveaway for the homeless this morning. On the list along with coats/hats/underwear/etc. is household cleaning supplies. WTF. Why give household cleaning supplies to people without households?

    They also have stations for haircuts, med exams, HIV screenings, etc......oh and MASSAGES/REIKI.

    I'm not as bitter as I sometimes come across but this shit ALWAYS turns into a clusterfuck. Lots of the fine folks here deserve a helping hand and some compassion. Then there are some of them that are just assholes. I've only been here an hour and have already thrown a handful out for being unwilling to wait their turn and just being general fuckfaces.

    Some volunteers are looking pretty shell shocked.....always priceless.

    Maybe I shoulda went to college or finished learning to weld professionally.
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  2. 01-26-2013, 06:35 AM #2
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    This is going on in your workplace I'm assuming?
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    Why do I owe you? You work and take care of yourself.....as it should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Why do I owe you? You work and take care if yourself.....as it should be.
    Would like a massage
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    I wanna happy ending with my massage
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Ask for the Reiki
    Is she hot?
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    Lemmy kicked her out
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Would like a massage
    They couldn't boil their hands enough to touch me at this point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    They couldn't boil their hands enough to touch me at this point.
    Think of the free PineSol�
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    We should have come down for that before we left for Chicago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    This is going on in your workplace I'm assuming?
    It is my assignment to help maintain some order today yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keywordpk View Post
    We should have come down for that before we left for Chicago.

    They have brown bag lunches if you'd like to head back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    They have brown bag lunches if you'd like to head back.
    What's in the lunch?
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    Which race is most-represented so far? Who's Number One?
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    Quote Originally Posted by keywordpk View Post
    What's in the lunch?
    Looks like a sammich with mystery meat, an apple or orange, Doritos, small bag of carrots and a Nutrigrain bar. Not sure of what's being done for beverages. Colt 45, OE 800, Gin & Juice ?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Colt 45, OE 800, Gin & Juice ?????
    Say no more!
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