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    people who go to work when they're sick: fuck you

    if you're sick, don't be a selfish cunt. stay home. since october i've been dodging colds, the flu, norovirus, bronchitis, and all sorts of ailments that the selfish cunts at my work bring in with them because they don't stay home when they're sick. but now i woke up with a fucking head cold. i know the cunt who gave it to me, too. name's troy. fuck troy.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    People who take the day off because of a little cold are pussies imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    People who take the day off because of a little cold are pussies imo.
    they destroy productivity and are selfish little cunts if they come to work and spread their diseased germs.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    ps: bonerz

    you just don't turn it off.

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    Troy seems like a nice guy

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    This has been a Dinkus Mayhem Moment.
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    Troy seems like a nice guy
    Sounds like a hard working, dedicated man. Not some pussy who would let a little sniffle stop him from doing his job.

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    I don't want to waste a sick day when I don't feel well.......those are for days when I have stuff to do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    Sounds like a hard working, dedicated man. Not some pussy who would let a little sniffle stop him from doing his job.
    the fucker was hacking up phlegmy bile for two days and complained the whole time about how sick he was. when we said "go home. you're going to get everyone else sick." he was all like "no i'm ok."
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    Troy seems like a nice guy
    he is sick during the week and healthy by the weekend. everyone else is sick all weekend long.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Today Troy is all
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    he is sick during the week and healthy by the weekend. everyone else is sick all weekend long.
    pwned

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Today Troy is all
    he's all "i wonder why dinkus isn't at crossfit this morning."
    you just don't turn it off.

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    the way I see it, Troy is a giving man that is very dedicated to his job. what's not to like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capn Crud View Post
    pwned
    probly so bro. probly so.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    the way I see it, Troy is a giving man that is very dedicated to his job. what's not to like?
    his germs. he's the kind a guy who spreads aids because when he tells the lady he don't like condoms.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    My immune system should honestly be studied by scientists. I simply do not get sick. I have not seen a doctor for over 12 years (no reason to) and have not had a non-alcohol induced sickness for even longer.

    The last time I remember being sick was when I had kidney stones in 1999. Even they were there one day, smaller the next day and then gone on the third day without ever having to pass them. My body just destroyed them on it's own.

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    I agree...that's how I got the flu a few weeks back...fuckers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    My immune system should honestly be studied by scientists. I simply do not get sick. I have not seen a doctor for over 12 years (no reason to) and have not had a non-alcohol induced sickness for even longer.

    The last time I remember being sick was when I had kidney stones in 1999. Even they were there one day, smaller the next day and then gone on the third day without ever having to pass them. My body just destroyed them on it's own.
    that's cool as shit. you probably eat like a pound a bacon a day and smoke two packs of camel straights. genetics is crazy things.

    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    I agree...that's how I got the flu a few weeks back...fuckers.
    see? fuck those selfish "i don't want to waste a sick day on being sick" faggitz. i hate you. literally, i fucking hate you.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    My immune system should honestly be studied by scientists. I simply do not get sick. I have not seen a doctor for over 12 years (no reason to) and have not had a non-alcohol induced sickness for even longer.

    The last time I remember being sick was when I had kidney stones in 1999. Even they were there one day, smaller the next day and then gone on the third day without ever having to pass them. My body just destroyed them on it's own.
    My god! You are perfection!

    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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