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    did i ever tell you guys that i know natalie portmon?

    we used to be kind a good friends irl, for realzies. an then one time i introduced her to this band i loved a lot, the shins. i told her when i gave her my cd's, "the shins will change your life."

    so she listens to the cd's and then like a year later i hear her say, "the shins will change your life" an she got mad publicity from it that made her look cool.

    i was fucking pissed.

    you just don't turn it off.

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    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diogenes1 View Post
    even seeing those pictures makes me salty.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    I'm gonna start saying that.

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    Yet, you can't spell her name properly

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    Clearly you were tight. Despite not knowing how to spell her last name.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    Yet, you can't spell her name properly
    DAMN YOU!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    I'm gonna start saying that.
    you just made the list.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Does Natalie know you like to eat old Mexican pussy?
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    ohhh mannnnn da slippy
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    *j/k no kill list exists .
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Does Natalie know you like to eat old Mexican pussy?
    know? she introduced me to it.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diogenes1 View Post
    ohhh mannnnn da slippy
    evening Dio!
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    Yet, you can't spell her name properly
    well look at you nancy drew.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Does Natalie know you like to eat old Mexican pussy?


    Was it maintained or all sloppy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    you just made the list.
    I thought we were coup de la?

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    Did you ever call her a faggit?

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