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    And now, we BiTCH!

    I lead a good life. My brother living in my basement has created some financial things for me. At $100 a week, he's $160 behind and drinks all my beer. And he makes like $60/hr as a sprinkler fitter. I'm going to have to do something about this, I'm just not sure how to deal with it yet. I'm not good at confrontation....until I'm forced to it. Then, I deal with it like a motherfucker.

    He's kinda draining me.

    That aside........PP is getting under my skin really badly In every way/shape/form. From telling me how to cook, to telling me how to handle my boys and their irritating tendencies. I think it might be time for him to go...or am I being a "stuck in your ways" old person, who can't deal with a 50 year old guy who tries to pretend he's my dad and runs the life I've been running or 22 years on my own?

    I'm genuinely unsure. I do know that I want to strangle him daily. I've stopped kicking him out of MY house...'cause that's simply not nice. But that's how it will end up
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I lead a good life. My brother living in my basement has created some financial things for me. At $100 a week, he's $160 behind and drinks all my beer. And he makes like $60/hr as a sprinkler fitter. I'm going to have to do something about this, I'm just not sure how to deal with it yet. I'm not good at confrontation....until I'm forced to it. Then, I deal with it like a motherfucker.

    He's kinda draining me.

    That aside........PP is getting under my skin really badly In every way/shape/form. From telling me how to cook, to telling me how to handle my boys and their irritating tendencies. I think it might be time for him to go...or am I being a "stuck in your ways" old person, who can't deal with a 50 year old guy who tries to pretend he's my dad and runs the life I've been running or 22 years on my own?

    I'm genuinely unsure. I do know that I want to strangle him daily. I've stopped kicking him out of MY house...'cause that's simply not nice. But that's how it will end up
    Dump him. Come live with me. There will be much thrusting and you can teach me to cook. I'm an easy guy...
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    you should ask Dainty Jainty for advice?
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    ...oh and...Gumdrop! Time to thrust! ...Christ I'm drunk.....
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I lead a good life. My brother living in my basement has created some financial things for me. At $100 a week, he's $160 behind and drinks all my beer. And he makes like $60/hr as a sprinkler fitter. I'm going to have to do something about this, I'm just not sure how to deal with it yet. I'm not good at confrontation....until I'm forced to it. Then, I deal with it like a motherfucker.

    He's kinda draining me.

    That aside........PP is getting under my skin really badly In every way/shape/form. From telling me how to cook, to telling me how to handle my boys and their irritating tendencies. I think it might be time for him to go...or am I being a "stuck in your ways" old person, who can't deal with a 50 year old guy who tries to pretend he's my dad and runs the life I've been running or 22 years on my own?

    I'm genuinely unsure. I do know that I want to strangle him daily. I've stopped kicking him out of MY house...'cause that's simply not nice. But that's how it will end up

    Uhhg, stop enabling your brother...he's a sociopath....even if he's late on money and scams your beer....throw him out...nigga needs to grow up

    Dump PP..it's over if you feel that way

    On a positive note, it's a brand new world...either you get a fresh PP...or let present PP back in a month for awesome grudge fucking win/win

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    you should ask Dainty Jainty for advice?


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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    Uhhg, stop enabling your brother...he's a sociopath....even if he's late on money and scams your beer....throw him out...nigga needs to grow up

    Dump PP..it's over if you feel that way

    On a positive note, it's a brand new world...either you get a fresh PP...or let present PP back in a month for awesome grudge fucking win/win
    I get it. I got rolled recently. Potential money is hard to walk away from.
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    ...even if you know you are gonna get fucked, you at least have to try...
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    ...oh and...Gumdrop! Time to thrust! ...Christ I'm drunk.....
    ahhhhhhhhhhhh shit goat, when he slammed the door 'cause we were playing "Trouble" and I said "your old 50 year old shit with you and your stupid friends don't apply to this game" .......and he smashed down the board and left the house (it's 30 below........... ) I took 3 shots.

    I rather think I may be drunk now as well.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I lead a good life. My brother living in my basement has created some financial things for me. At $100 a week, he's $160 behind and drinks all my beer. And he makes like $60/hr as a sprinkler fitter. I'm going to have to do something about this, I'm just not sure how to deal with it yet. I'm not good at confrontation....until I'm forced to it. Then, I deal with it like a motherfucker.

    He's kinda draining me.

    That aside........PP is getting under my skin really badly In every way/shape/form. From telling me how to cook, to telling me how to handle my boys and their irritating tendencies. I think it might be time for him to go...or am I being a "stuck in your ways" old person, who can't deal with a 50 year old guy who tries to pretend he's my dad and runs the life I've been running or 22 years on my own?

    I'm genuinely unsure. I do know that I want to strangle him daily. I've stopped kicking him out of MY house...'cause that's simply not nice. But that's how it will end up
    hey slippy, if you need a good respite dickin', just give me the word.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    People still play that board game Trouble?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    ahhhhhhhhhhhh shit goat, when he slammed the door 'cause we were playing "Trouble" and I said "your old 50 year old shit with you and your stupid friends don't apply to this game" .......and he smashed down the board and left the house (it's 30 below........... ) I took 3 shots.

    I rather think I may be drunk now as well.
    Me too honey. I would so destroy you right now....
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    hey slippy, if you need a good respite dickin', just give me the word.
    Word.

    Wait....don't take me up on that yet. I'm still just really mad, with an easily replaceable guy. Who I don't REALLY want to replace.

    I'm just mad.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    hey slippy, if you need a good respite dickin', just give me the word.
    Son! You know I love you (non-faggoty) but I got this....
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Son! You know I love you (non-faggoty) but I got this....
    Smelly cunt troll
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    Uhhg, stop enabling your brother...he's a sociopath....even if he's late on money and scams your beer....throw him out...nigga needs to grow up

    Dump PP..it's over if you feel that way

    On a positive note, it's a brand new world...either you get a fresh PP...or let present PP back in a month for awesome grudge fucking win/win
    Do you have siblings? Would you watch any of them live in their car, or on the street, if you could do anything about it?

    I'm not sure about PP. That's something that's been a mess in my head since day 1, 'cause my head wasn't finished dealing with other shit. \

    But my brother ... I'd walk through fire.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    I get it. I got rolled recently. Potential money is hard to walk away from.

    Rolled? you got robbed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Me too honey. I would so destroy you right now....
    It's so adorable that you think you could destroy me!!!! I'd fuck you dead, then stroke you lovingly as your body got cold. 'Cause I love you. If you stayed alive...we've go out for subs and a cold beer.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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