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  1. 01-25-2013, 07:54 AM #1
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    Scientology "cult" considers a New Girlfriend for Tom Cruise!

    Wow-we I just heard this on the news.....
    Tom Cruise is considering Lindsey Lohan as his new girlfriend? It was on E! News....He doesn't have a say in this..it's who the Scientology leaders choose for him!

    And they think this a good match? So he can help her get off the booze and drugs? (and teach her to drive ) He loves to FIX People..that's his thing so LL would be a great project for Tom Cruise!

    anyone else hear this??

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  2. 01-25-2013, 07:58 AM #2
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    The wackness level would go through the roof
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  3. 01-25-2013, 08:27 AM #3
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    they must call up Ute Scoop MaGee and remove her uterus first! They will not allow women with cramps to cramp Satan, oooops....I mean Toms style!
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    You'd have to be an imbecile to believe this.
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  5. 01-25-2013, 09:50 AM #5
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    I can't believe I'm saying this but maybe Scientology brainwashing could fix her?
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    It's perfect to fix a gay guy with a lez.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DogStar69 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haroof View Post
    You'd have to be an imbecile to believe this.
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    No. He considered her GF material when he was looking for a wife after he divorced that Aussie. His list of names also included Katie Holmes, who he ended up with in the end.
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    they're still trying to breed back l. ron hubbard
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    i like her.
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    Somewhere a mod thought it would be funny to move a BenBas thread over to here....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JWC View Post
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    fuckin' mod dumping shit threads in the Bar
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    He might fall in to her vagina on account of he's so short, and shes got a ...well, you know
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    Sorry for stumbling on your secret little meeting of fucking morons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BenBas View Post
    Wow-we I just heard this on the news.....
    Tom Cruise is considering Lindsey Lohan as his new girlfriend? It was on E! News....He doesn't have a say in this..it's who the Scientology leaders choose for him!

    And they think this a good match? So he can help her get off the booze and drugs? (and teach her to drive ) He loves to FIX People..that's his thing so LL would be a great project for Tom Cruise!

    anyone else hear this??

    peace & love
    how deliciously wicked!
    you just don't turn it off.

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    well look at this turd who showed up and ruined the party. eat a bowl a dicks son.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    how deliciously wicked!
    Mrs. Pembrake??? Is that you ??????



    Anyway, I have always liked BenBas and I wish she'd post more in the Bar......
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    Mrs. Pembrake??? Is that you ??????



    Anyway, I have always liked BenBas and I wish she'd post more in the Bar......
    She's a sweetheart. They moved her thread here though.
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