ding dong... i'd like to tell you the story of mormanism

[leedsunited]

and with a near concluding proclimation; there are people, unnamed, in high echelon positions that I could call at this moment and tell them to nullify... uh, the fucking, uh, satellite radio industry

[leedsunited]

and, as shown in the movie this evening, the un=godlike and un-faithul broke in with the final words of the prophet being...

[leedsunited]

O-Qua Tangin Wann... Qua Omsa Lagee Wann

[GHP]

and with a near concluding proclimation; there are people, unnamed, in high echelon positions that I could call at this moment and tell them to nullify... uh, the fucking, uh, satellite radio industry

Are these unnamed Mormon leaders gender-handicapped?

[leedsunited]

the end

[leedsunited]

Are these unnamed Mormon leaders gender-handicapped?

[sstressed]

side note:

jack mormons are mormons who stray. i don't know why though. i guess jack was a real asshole.

[GHP]

That was very satisfying Leeds

[gilaet]

[gwartney]

O-Qua Tangin Wann... Qua Omsa Lagee Wann

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

[sstressed]

while in thailand, friends and i were driving way out in the boonies. we see 2 white boys with white shirts and ties riding their bikes. i mean we are miles from anything you can get to on a road. effing missionaries.

we pulled over and said howdy. very nice guys. cluesless but nice. the thais found the missionaries to be pretty funny. they had buddha and couldn't think of why they would change from such a happy forgiving god to, well, you know

[leedsunited]

That was very satisfying Leeds

thank you my dear friend! and i hope all is well

ha- uknow i gotta show them that- they're due here next friday night!

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

u have big tits? if so, sure!

[leedsunited]

while in thailand, friends and i were driving way out in the boonies. we see 2 white boys with white shirts and ties riding their bikes. i mean we are miles from anything you can get to on a road. effing missionaries.

we pulled over and said howdy. very nice guys. cluesless but nice. the thais found the missionaries to be pretty funny. they had buddha and couldn't think of why they would change from such a happy forgiving god to, well, you know

no shit! you know i gotta say these guys have balls knocking on random doors but i didn't realize they went that far!

[UncaDollas]

[Oderus]

Is Oderus a mormon?

Only on the internet.

[Stevie]

Only on the internet.

Are you not boring IRL?

[Oderus]

Are you not boring IRL?

very boring, but not a mormon.

[Oderus]

hey! fuck you, stevie!

[Stevie]

very boring, but not a mormon.

...you have majik undies doncha?

[Stevie]