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    ding dong... i'd like to tell you the story of mormanism


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    well, it all began with joseph smith during the early 1800s

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    A Study in Scarlet by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    he went into the wood to jack off and found golden tablets

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    bedtime stories

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    Leeds!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    A Study in Scarlet by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
    oh my luv so fine to see you

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    Leeds!!!!!!!!!!
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    Trčs paresseux ą mon avis.

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    so, he found these tablets and god and baby jesus appeared...

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    leeds, nice to see you

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    A Study in Scarlet by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
    The Hound of the Baskervilles also...

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    Joseph sayeth "Let's fuck some whores!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by leedsunited View Post
    oh my luv so fine to see you
    You too ya bloomin blighter
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    Leeds!!!!!!!!!!
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    bedtime stories
    wow it's just like it use to be here!

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    god sent two angels to speak to joe smith and to bring him the word of god written on a set of gilded melmac. the angels then told joe to bury the melmac under a mountain and then go get lynched.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

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    also: magic underwear

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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastlefan View Post
    god sent two angels to speak to joe smith and to bring him the word of god written on a set of gilded melmac. the angels then told joe to bury the melmac under a mountain and then go get lynched.
    I think my kitchen counter is made out of melmac. Is that by DuPont?

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    well, then he found some chick and fucked her at least 11 times but only a couple of the kids survived

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    Hasa Diga Eebowai

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    I think my kitchen counter is made out of melmac. Is that by DuPont?
    its some early plastic that shatters like glass.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

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