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    What would you do

    if you were in Vegas and a hot chick approached you (a pro) and wanted $500, but you settled on $200 and on the way to the elevator she was texting furiously to God knows who (which in hindsight should have been a huge red flag) and then, upon entering the hotel room, she quickly darts into the bathroom and locks the door where she remains for 10+ minutes.

    Then, when she finally comes out, she points her camera phone at you, takes your picture and says if you don't give her $500 right now, she's going to say you raped her and call the police.


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    I'd start by not reading this thread
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    Why would I rape her and call the police?

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    I wouldn't need to pay anyone for it to begin with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky Pierre View Post
    if you were in Vegas and a hot chick approached you (a pro) and wanted $500, but you settled on $200 and on the way to the elevator she was texting furiously to God knows who (which in hindsight should have been a huge red flag) and then, upon entering the hotel room, she quickly darts into the bathroom and locks the door where she remains for 10+ minutes.

    Then, when she finally comes out, she points her camera phone at you, takes your picture and says if you don't give her $500 right now, she's going to say you raped her and call the police.

    What do you suppose she did in the bathroom for 10 minutes? Finger-fucked herself harshly with a condom on her hand, to provide evidence to support her allegations? :
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    My first thought is I guess I'd pretend to pay up, punch her in the throat, take her phone and run out of the place, but there are cameras everywhere so they'd find you eventually. And then you did not specify if the room was in my name or not, so that could pose a problem as well. Very tough situation.

    : I guess the correct thing to do is say OK be like that, hang tight and I'll call the cops and we will get this sorted out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    My first thought is I guess I'd pretend to pay up, punch her in the throat, take her phone and run out of the place, but there are cameras everywhere so they'd find you eventually. And then you did not specify if the room was in my name or not, so that could pose a problem as well. Very tough situation.

    : I guess the correct thing to do is say OK be like that, hang tight and I'll call the cops and we will get this sorted out.
    Under that scenario, your best case outcome is that you are admitting to the police that you are guilty of solicitation... I suppose that's better than the alternatives

    Edit: I bet if you called her bluff, she wouldn't go through with the act
    Last edited by Lucky Pierre; 01-25-2013 at 04:45 PM. Reason: I bet if you called her bluff, she wouldn't go through with the act

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    call the concierge
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    call the concierge
    What if that was the dude she was texting and he is in on this scam for a percentage?
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    Just kill her.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    I would ask her why we did all the haggling when she was just gonna rob me anyway the time-wasting bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    I would ask her why we did all the haggling when she was just gonna rob me anyway the time-wasting bitch
    ...and then mace her since she had it coming.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    um...why cant you just tell her to get out of the room....no deed was ever done

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    Rape her.....duh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    ...and then mace her since she had it coming.
    Rude nigga!
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    Tell her to get the fuck out. She probably has an arrest record or is "known" as a prostitute. None of your DNA is anywhere near her "rape zones." She doesn't have shit on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Tell her to get the fuck out. She probably has an arrest record or is "known" as a prostitute. None of your DNA is anywhere near her "rape zones." She doesn't have shit on you.
    exactly!


    i wouldnt have had to think about this for more than a second

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    i'm beginning to think this never happened

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIPAWITZ View Post
    i'm beginning to think this never happened

    maybe

    but I did read this on a website, one that offers escort reviews, rip-off reports, ratings, etc.

    He says he gave her all he had which was less than the $500 and she left

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    What if you had a couple of drinks with her, she got your DNA off the glass, and when she came out of the bathroom she had your DNA spread all over her previously hidden cock?

    What then, niggas?
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