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    What would you do

    if you were in Vegas and a hot chick approached you (a pro) and wanted $500, but you settled on $200 and on the way to the elevator she was texting furiously to God knows who (which in hindsight should have been a huge red flag) and then, upon entering the hotel room, she quickly darts into the bathroom and locks the door where she remains for 10+ minutes.

    Then, when she finally comes out, she points her camera phone at you, takes your picture and says if you don't give her $500 right now, she's going to say you raped her and call the police.


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    I'd start by not reading this thread
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    Why would I rape her and call the police?

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    I wouldn't need to pay anyone for it to begin with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky Pierre View Post
    if you were in Vegas and a hot chick approached you (a pro) and wanted $500, but you settled on $200 and on the way to the elevator she was texting furiously to God knows who (which in hindsight should have been a huge red flag) and then, upon entering the hotel room, she quickly darts into the bathroom and locks the door where she remains for 10+ minutes.

    Then, when she finally comes out, she points her camera phone at you, takes your picture and says if you don't give her $500 right now, she's going to say you raped her and call the police.

    What do you suppose she did in the bathroom for 10 minutes? Finger-fucked herself harshly with a condom on her hand, to provide evidence to support her allegations? :
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    My first thought is I guess I'd pretend to pay up, punch her in the throat, take her phone and run out of the place, but there are cameras everywhere so they'd find you eventually. And then you did not specify if the room was in my name or not, so that could pose a problem as well. Very tough situation.

    : I guess the correct thing to do is say OK be like that, hang tight and I'll call the cops and we will get this sorted out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    My first thought is I guess I'd pretend to pay up, punch her in the throat, take her phone and run out of the place, but there are cameras everywhere so they'd find you eventually. And then you did not specify if the room was in my name or not, so that could pose a problem as well. Very tough situation.

    : I guess the correct thing to do is say OK be like that, hang tight and I'll call the cops and we will get this sorted out.
    Under that scenario, your best case outcome is that you are admitting to the police that you are guilty of solicitation... I suppose that's better than the alternatives

    Edit: I bet if you called her bluff, she wouldn't go through with the act
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky Pierre View Post
    Under that scenario, your best case outcome is that you are admitting to the police that you are guilty of solicitation... I suppose that's better than the alternatives

    Edit: I bet if you called her bluff, she wouldn't go through with the act
    You know this from experience?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    My first thought is I guess I'd pretend to pay up, punch her in the throat, take her phone and run out of the place, but there are cameras everywhere so they'd find you eventually. And then you did not specify if the room was in my name or not, so that could pose a problem as well. Very tough situation.

    : I guess the correct thing to do is say OK be like that, hang tight and I'll call the cops and we will get this sorted out.
    Punch her in the throat.

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    Add have sex with body in there somewhere
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    call the concierge
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    call the concierge
    What if that was the dude she was texting and he is in on this scam for a percentage?
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    call the concierge
    They dont have them at a Motel 6

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    Just kill her.

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    I would ask her why we did all the haggling when she was just gonna rob me anyway the time-wasting bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    I would ask her why we did all the haggling when she was just gonna rob me anyway the time-wasting bitch
    ...and then mace her since she had it coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    ...and then mace her since she had it coming.
    Rude nigga!
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    um...why cant you just tell her to get out of the room....no deed was ever done

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    Rape her.....duh

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    Tell her to get the fuck out. She probably has an arrest record or is "known" as a prostitute. None of your DNA is anywhere near her "rape zones." She doesn't have shit on you.

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