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    Misunderstood
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    Superstar Burt R on death's door. How will Howard die?

    Trampled by a Horse?
    Smothered by his wife with a pillow?
    Will Leon Bear sit on his face and suck the life force out of him?

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    Maverick

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    soon we hope!

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    Howard's final moments will play out like this, all alone in a room full of marbles.






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    I'm pretty sure that years after going totally silent and becoming a shell of his former self, Fred will wake up like Big Chief in Cuckoo's nest, smother Howard with the Wig, and then throw a drinking fountain through the fish bowl as he runs out of the SXM building.

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    Choked to death on a big black beer can thick cock- with a huge smile on his face

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    When I come to power. (beside cloning 1000 of me)
    I will put the jew to work!

    Greatest story never told.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejfGhWeakY

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    How should I know Connie?

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    with a dick in his ass
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

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    He's already dead. This bald neutered guy is a damn good impersonator, plus for his whiney voice they pump the HELL out of the bass on the board- there's so much bass, it's out of control on my car stereo which is already at negative 5....

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    Hopefully from aids he contracted from Beff. I hear they go in bareback in the middle east.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quite frankly View Post
    he's already dead. ...
    that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quite Frankly View Post
    He's already dead. This bald neutered guy is a damn good impersonator, plus for his whiney voice they pump the HELL out of the bass on the board- there's so much bass, it's out of control on my car stereo which is already at negative 5....
    Negative 5 is what the show would be rated if anyone still cared about the asshole

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    I got a head that's large
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    His wig will get tangled around his adam's apple & he will choke to death.

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    Alone.

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    he died about 4 years ago..his decripted rotting corpse is still haunting the sirius halls..
    they need a good exorcist
    the witch is stealing an hourglass..get it?... time bandit

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlock View Post
    with a dick in his ass
    ...or having a heart attack while jacking off to this:


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    Loud Mouth Drunk

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    Ronnie with a knife in ball room, Colonel Mustard sees the whole thing go down from the kitchen...

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    Fucking hell, the hate is strong in you guys.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    I hope hes gonna be ok - he was hot in his day! can't get the photo to show up but here is a link
    http://www.fabuloushollywoodmemories...l/lid=14222103

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