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  1. 01-25-2013, 01:40 PM #1
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    Do you remember the first time you jerked off?

    I bet alot of here had only penthouse mags to work with. I was spoiled with the Internet
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  2. 01-25-2013, 01:40 PM #2
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    Yes. I knew then that my life would never be the same.
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  3. 01-25-2013, 01:41 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    Yes. I knew then that my life would never be the same.
    How much time have you wasted jerking since then? Lol
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  4. 01-25-2013, 01:45 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    How much time have you wasted jerking since then? Lol
    An average of 20 min a day for 10 years.
    20*365.25*10= 73,050 min /60 = 1217.5 hours /24 = 50.7 days
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  5. 01-25-2013, 01:47 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    An average of 20 min a day for 10 years.
    20*365.25*10= 73,050 min /60 = 1217.5 hours /24 = 50.7 days
    Only 20 min? You never have long sessions
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  6. 01-25-2013, 01:48 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Only 20 min? You never have long sessions
    That's an average. Sometimes I do long sessions, some days I don't do it at all.
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  7. 01-25-2013, 01:48 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    How much time have you wasted jerking since then? Lol
    I think "wasted" is not the correct word here. I prefer "invested."
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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  8. 01-25-2013, 02:18 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    Yes. I knew then that my life would never be the same.

    LOL, exactly
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Got more hair than Chriza in that pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    I bet alot of here had only penthouse mags to work with. I was spoiled with the Internet
    I don't remember the very first time, but it was before I could jizz. I had to jerk off to line drawings of naked women in old art books.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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  12. 01-25-2013, 01:43 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I don't remember the very first time, but it was before I could jizz. I had to jerk off to line drawings of naked women in old art books.
    Man that's hardcore! Your imagination had to take over.
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  13. 01-25-2013, 01:49 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Man that's hardcore! Your imagination had to take over.
    I was really young and porn was totally unavailable. Not even any good catalogs or women's fashion or fitness magazines at my disposal.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I don't remember the very first time, but it was before I could jizz. I had to jerk off to line drawings of naked women in old art books.
    same here dude :hi5:
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  15. 01-25-2013, 02:12 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I don't remember the very first time, but it was before I could jizz. I had to jerk off to line drawings of naked women in old art books.
    There was this one time in a cave in France...
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  16. 01-25-2013, 01:46 PM #16
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    purple. hurt. chafed.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    purple. hurt. chafed.
    that's how the altar boy felt . . . did your cock hurt?
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."
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  18. 01-25-2013, 01:47 PM #18
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    For The first few months I did it there was no mess to clean up.
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  19. 01-25-2013, 01:52 PM #19
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    no,but it was over 45 yrs. ago.
    maybe a Sears catalog was used for pictures of ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    no,but it was over 45 yrs. ago.
    maybe a Sears catalog was used for pictures of ladies.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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