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    Do you remember the first time you jerked off?

    I bet alot of here had only penthouse mags to work with. I was spoiled with the Internet

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    Yes. I knew then that my life would never be the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    Yes. I knew then that my life would never be the same.
    How much time have you wasted jerking since then? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    How much time have you wasted jerking since then? Lol
    An average of 20 min a day for 10 years.
    20*365.25*10= 73,050 min /60 = 1217.5 hours /24 = 50.7 days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    An average of 20 min a day for 10 years.
    20*365.25*10= 73,050 min /60 = 1217.5 hours /24 = 50.7 days
    Only 20 min? You never have long sessions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Only 20 min? You never have long sessions
    That's an average. Sometimes I do long sessions, some days I don't do it at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    How much time have you wasted jerking since then? Lol
    I think "wasted" is not the correct word here. I prefer "invested."
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    Yes. I knew then that my life would never be the same.

    LOL, exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Got more hair than Chriza in that pic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    I bet alot of here had only penthouse mags to work with. I was spoiled with the Internet
    I don't remember the very first time, but it was before I could jizz. I had to jerk off to line drawings of naked women in old art books.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I don't remember the very first time, but it was before I could jizz. I had to jerk off to line drawings of naked women in old art books.
    Man that's hardcore! Your imagination had to take over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Man that's hardcore! Your imagination had to take over.
    I was really young and porn was totally unavailable. Not even any good catalogs or women's fashion or fitness magazines at my disposal.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I don't remember the very first time, but it was before I could jizz. I had to jerk off to line drawings of naked women in old art books.
    same here dude :hi5:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I don't remember the very first time, but it was before I could jizz. I had to jerk off to line drawings of naked women in old art books.
    There was this one time in a cave in France...

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    purple. hurt. chafed.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    purple. hurt. chafed.
    that's how the altar boy felt . . . did your cock hurt?
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    For The first few months I did it there was no mess to clean up.

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    no,but it was over 45 yrs. ago.
    maybe a Sears catalog was used for pictures of ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    no,but it was over 45 yrs. ago.
    maybe a Sears catalog was used for pictures of ladies.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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