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    Quote Originally Posted by fletchman71 View Post
    My dad had to have "the talk" with me when I was about 11 because I was pretty much doing it all the time and almost out in the open. I had no shame in my game back then.
    Yeah, I wasn't nearly as careful and ninja like as I am now about it. It's pretty embarrassing now that I think about it as to how cavalier I was about jerking it.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    purple. hurt. chafed.
    that's how the altar boy felt . . . did your cock hurt?
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."

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    Quote Originally Posted by fletchman71 View Post
    HA HA HA!!! No! Nothing like that but I was going to the bathroom about 50 times an hour and going into the basement constantly and going into my room and closing the door. My dad figured it out pretty quickly what I was doing.

    We had only one bathroom in the house we lived in and my mom always wondered why it smelled of baby oil after I was done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    Who jerks off wearing shoes??

    we I was at someone elses house so I wanted to be polite. I used to just unzip and pull my cock out without even unbuckling my belt. That shit takes talent especially if they came down stairs real fast. No close your eyes and think of me doing that. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    I found a Hustler magazine, rubbed my wood, and voila!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    we I was at someone elses house so I wanted to be polite. I used to just unzip and pull my cock out without even unbuckling my belt. That shit takes talent especially if they came down stairs real fast. No close your eyes and think of me doing that. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    The first time I was like what is this tingling sensatioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnn nnnnnnnnn oh dear god then splunk.

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    Christy Canyon Bunny Bleu. Liftoff.

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    Dropping fucking loads!

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    should i mention my encounter with a school girl.pre rubbing out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xyster View Post
    should i mention my encounter with a school girl.pre rubbing out?
    Do tell

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    Playing with my i-Jammer with my neighbor who I had a crush on. Got into bed and went to town later that night. Scary.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Do tell
    k.never spoke of this before
    8th grade catholic school in mass.her name was janet.she had big bewbs and was very pretty
    we flirted,i grabbed her bewbs at recess[school uniform]and she tried to get down my paints..i was shy and didn't allow it

    anyhoot..she convinced me one day to get on her bus and i did,we got off at her stop

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    yes... Miss America pageant swimsuit competition; no cum but felt like heaven

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    shortcut was through the woods.after unbuttoning her vest and shirt underneath ''2nd base''
    she was like''well if you can touch me there i'm going to touch you down there..mmm.ok..

    10 minutes later when i was about to erupt,i pushed her hand away and immediately got up and started to walk home
    i had no idea what had just happened,till i got home and kind of figured it out

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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    the copyright says 1937
    i'd say about 1966 is when i was looking at the catalogs.
    More like this?

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    kind off- i think


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