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    crunchy carpet
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I don't remember the very first time, but it was before I could jizz. I had to jerk off to line drawings of naked women in old art books.
    same here dude :hi5:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I don't remember the very first time, but it was before I could jizz. I had to jerk off to line drawings of naked women in old art books.
    There was this one time in a cave in France...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    Yes. I knew then that my life would never be the same.

    LOL, exactly

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    I was like...why didn't anyone tell me about this sooner!

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    13 home alone watching Star Trek TNG and Deanna Troi and her shapely figure changed me forever

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    I'm doing it right now
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFriday View Post
    I'm doing it right now
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    The girls on Benny Hill:

    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    At what age do most boys start? My son is 12 and I don't want to deal with crunchy sheets or missing socks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzy View Post
    At what age do most boys start? My son is 12 and I don't want to deal with crunchy sheets or missing socks.
    Sorry to break this to ya but if he hasn't already:

    Any day now Suzy...any day now.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    crunchy carpet
    Basement shag carpet

    I just rubbed it in with my shoe

    and no one was the wiser

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Sorry to break this to ya but if he hasn't already:

    Any day now Suzy...any day now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    Basement shag carpet

    I just rubbed it in with my shoe

    and no one was the wiser
    Who jerks off wearing shoes??

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    My dad had to have "the talk" with me when I was about 11 because I was pretty much doing it all the time and almost out in the open. I had no shame in my game back then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fletchman71 View Post
    My dad had to have "the talk" with me when I was about 11 because I was pretty much doing it all the time and almost out in the open. I had no shame in my game back then.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Shut up Hal.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by fletchman71 View Post
    My dad had to have "the talk" with me when I was about 11 because I was pretty much doing it all the time and almost out in the open. I had no shame in my game back then.
    You jerked off in front of your family?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    You jerked off in front of your family?!
    HA HA HA!!! No! Nothing like that but I was going to the bathroom about 50 times an hour and going into the basement constantly and going into my room and closing the door. My dad figured it out pretty quickly what I was doing.

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    I didn't realize I could nut from it until years after I started. I had been doing it all wrong but once I learned...
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzy View Post
    At what age do most boys start? My son is 12 and I don't want to deal with crunchy sheets or missing socks.
    My memory of this is pretty foggy, but I had to be no older than 10. I would say that it is very possible that I started jerking it as young as 7 or 8.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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