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  1. 01-25-2013, 12:17 PM #1
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    Man allegedly tries to steal Snickers bar stripped, detained by 7-Eleven clerks



    Police said David Golson, 29, was charged with robbery, assault, criminal mischief and criminal possession of stolen property.

    7-Eleven clerks in Brooklyn suspect David Golson, 29, of the Bronx, of shoplifting and deain and disrobe him by force.



    He tried stealing a Snickers bar, and ended up stripped and cuffed.


    A wild video captures three daring clerks detaining an alleged shoplifter in Brooklyn who tried to make a run for it around 11:20 p.m. Wednesday.


    During the struggle inside a 7-Eleven on Flatbush Avenue Extension, the suspect’s clothes are ripped off, leaving him nearly nude.


    “This is ridiculous! For some Snickers!” said one of the shoppers laughing at the bizarre scene.
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    I woulda rather said take the snickers and get the fuck out.
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    Maybe they thought he was trying to smuggle the candy bar in his asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DogStar69 View Post
    Maybe they thought he was trying to smuggle the candy bar in his asshole.
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    He shouldn't do any stealing while wearing his break away stripper clothes.
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    Who responded to the call? "Hot Cops" or regular?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthernListen View Post
    Who responded to the call? "Hot Cops" or regular?

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    Sad thing is, the shoplifter now has an actionable lawsuit and will probably end up with a nice settlement.
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    That one guy was really trying to get his pants off.
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    The good news is that all who were involved are minorities...the perp and the clerks. For once the white man won't be blamed for overreacting.
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    "If I had a son, he’d look like David Golson"

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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    The good news is that all who were involved are minorities...the perp and the clerks. For once the white man won't be blamed for overreacting.
    Are you kidding?!!! The Mars family (whities) manufactures the Snickers bar. The NAACP will call for their lynching.
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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    The good news is that all who were involved are minorities...the perp and the clerks. For once the white man won't be blamed for overreacting.
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