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  1. 01-24-2013, 03:42 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    Schmoopy fucking showers in 18 year old pussy juices.
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  2. 01-24-2013, 03:43 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    It's legal but is it to creepy?
    In the UK it's 16 and yes
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!
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  3. 01-24-2013, 03:44 PM #63
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    why is this speculation?
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  4. 01-24-2013, 03:44 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    you know Dawg isn't really a Sheriff, right?
    like you're not really a pastor? Yeah, I'm aware.
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  5. 01-24-2013, 03:46 PM #65
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    41 years younger than me,no way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    like you're not really a pastor? Yeah, I'm aware.
    hey, he knows that the planet Earth is 6000 years old!
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  7. 01-24-2013, 03:47 PM #67
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    I don't think it's to creepy

    but it is too creepy.
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
    http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread...A%C2%BA-%C2%AE
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  8. 01-24-2013, 03:47 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diogenes1 View Post
    hey, he knows that the planet Earth is 6000 years old!
    He's a fucking twit.

    Nice AV
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  9. 01-24-2013, 03:48 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    It's legal but is it to creepy?
    probably too creepy, but also an 18 yr old is going to expect to be hit on 4 or 5 times that night. I haven't been able to go more than 3 times a night in 10 yrs. i wouldn't want to disappoint her.

    on the plus side, she would learn what an orgasm feels like before she reaches 30, so there would be trade-offs and benefits for both the 18 yr old and for me.

    her 18 yr old bfs will become pissed off because the bar will have been set much higher, but f em.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    like you're not really a pastor? Yeah, I'm aware.
    i'm ordained in the UC Church: i can perform weddings in NYS. You want to be married to Mario in NYS?
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    like you're not really a pastor? Yeah, I'm aware.
    er, i'm as much a pastor here as Dawg is a Sheriff here
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  12. 01-24-2013, 03:50 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diogenes1 View Post
    hey, he knows that the planet Earth is 6000 years old!
    yup, give or take 400 years or so
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  13. 01-24-2013, 03:50 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    41 years younger than me,no way.
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.
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  14. 01-24-2013, 03:50 PM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    He's a fucking twit.

    Nice AV
    i rule

    you're talking to Amanda about me
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  15. 01-24-2013, 03:50 PM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    that was like 90 v 25
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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastlefan View Post
    i'm ordained in the UC Church: i can perform weddings in NYS. You want to be married to Mario in NYS?
    omg i should totally do that just to piss her off
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  17. 01-24-2013, 03:51 PM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    yeah,and where are they today ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    41 years younger than me,no way.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post


    who died first?
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    old man
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