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    Kate Upton Mercedes Super Bowl Commercial--I'm Gonna Explode

    This beats Howie spraying a hose any day.



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    Horrible. There is a simple rule to a good Kate Upton commercial: bouncing tits and ass.

    That was 90% a car, some college football boys, and her standing still. It is what I would expect if you told a gay guy to film Kate Upton... who ends up spending most of the time filming the soaped up football players.

    This is a reminder of how to do it.. tits out, legs spread, and stuffing things into her mouth:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howards Wig View Post
    Horrible. There is a simple rule to a good Kate Upton commercial: bouncing tits and ass.

    That was 90% a car, some college football boys, and her standing still. It is what I would expect if you told a gay guy to film Kate Upton... who ends up spending most of the time filming the soaped up football players.

    This is a reminder of how to do it.. tits out, legs spread, and stuffing things into her mouth:

    Damn I had never seen that! So fucking sexy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howards Wig View Post
    Horrible. There is a simple rule to a good Kate Upton commercial: bouncing tits and ass.

    That was 90% a car, some college football boys, and her standing still. It is what I would expect if you told a gay guy to film Kate Upton... who ends up spending most of the time filming the soaped up football players.

    This is a reminder of how to do it.. tits out, legs spread, and stuffing things into her mouth:
    She actually looks like she would eat that burger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rilagent View Post
    She actually looks like she would eat that burger.
    Fat. She probably does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morrisb View Post
    Fat. She probably does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morrisb View Post
    Fat. She probably does.
    I don't think she's fat, she just isn't physically fit. she doesn't look like she spends too much time at the gym or working out and she doesn't have a waist...if she started a physical fitness routine geared towards toning her up and whittling her waist, she'd look amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morrisb View Post
    Fat. She probably does.
    Are you gay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howards Wig View Post
    Horrible. There is a simple rule to a good Kate Upton commercial: bouncing tits and ass.

    That was 90% a car, some college football boys, and her standing still. It is what I would expect if you told a gay guy to film Kate Upton... who ends up spending most of the time filming the soaped up football players.

    This is a reminder of how to do it.. tits out, legs spread, and stuffing things into her mouth:
    50 When I saw this.........And ran to the bathroom like a twelve year old to rub one out................SALUTE!!!!!!
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howards Wig View Post
    Horrible. There is a simple rule to a good Kate Upton commercial: bouncing tits and ass.

    That was 90% a car, some college football boys, and her standing still. It is what I would expect if you told a gay guy to film Kate Upton... who ends up spending most of the time filming the soaped up football players.

    This is a reminder of how to do it.. tits out, legs spread, and stuffing things into her mouth:

    Any Kate Upton is good Kate Upton


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Higgins View Post
    Any Kate Upton is good Kate Upton

    Damn right. I wish she would get rid of that mole, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterfonda View Post
    Damn right. I wish she would get rid of that mole, though.
    25 cents!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howards Wig View Post
    Horrible. There is a simple rule to a good Kate Upton commercial: bouncing tits and ass.

    That was 90% a car, some college football boys, and her standing still. It is what I would expect if you told a gay guy to film Kate Upton... who ends up spending most of the time filming the soaped up football players.

    This is a reminder of how to do it.. tits out, legs spread, and stuffing things into her mouth:
    my god

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    A lot of homos in this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaBUU View Post
    my god
    Yeah .... uh, I want a hamburger now .....

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    Please don't cock block me on Twitter

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    Lucille > Kate Upton. They did this commercial backwards. Kate should have been lathered up and washing the car. "Shut your mouth about my Lucille".

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    Horrible shoes in that Mercedes ad
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    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Horrible shoes in that Mercedes ad
    Shoes........Really?
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    Shoes........Really?
    Yes, really
    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Shine only ROY this year
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