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  1. 01-24-2013, 09:47 AM #1
    Napoleon V
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    im at a hair salon

    I have a regular barber but he moved to a shitty mall. I spent 15 min trying to find the place to no avail. So now I'm at a salon about to get a scalp massage from a dime piece. Treating myself today.
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  2. 01-24-2013, 09:48 AM #2
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    You're going to get a scalp rub down from an asian chick...you will also get charged double what your normal haircut cost with no happy ending
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  3. 01-24-2013, 09:49 AM #3
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    I go to a hair salon too

    They only have like one set of clippers there

    The chick that cuts my hair always give me a boob peek
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
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    I go to Great Clips and get my hair cut by chatty gooks
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    u getting ur hair did??
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  6. 01-24-2013, 09:51 AM #6
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    I haven't paid for a haircut in like 15 years.
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    I haven't paid for a haircut in like 15 years.
    Me either. Grows too fast and costs too much.
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  8. 01-24-2013, 10:16 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    I haven't paid for a haircut in like 15 years.
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    Me either. Grows too fast and costs too much.

    You guys use the Flowbee?

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  9. 01-24-2013, 10:16 AM #9
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    Omg Jainty let me taste your panties
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  10. 01-24-2013, 10:18 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    I haven't paid for a haircut in like 15 years.
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    Me either. Grows too fast and costs too much.
    My woman used to buzz mine for me but doesn't anymore. I used to highlight her hair for her too. Then we would have sex. Great memories.
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  11. 01-24-2013, 10:19 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dainty Jainty View Post
    You guys use the Flowbee?

    OMG hai Dainty! I hope you are having a great day. I mean this sincerely by the way.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dainty Jainty View Post
    You guys use the Flowbee?

    Naw. Clippers.
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.
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  13. 01-24-2013, 10:19 AM #13
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    The chick who cut my hair wasn't a dime but she made up for it in the massage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    Naw. Clippers.
    Again.....^^^^^THIS^^^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    The chick who cut my hair wasn't a dime but she made up for it in the massage.
    You get a happy ending?
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    You get a happy ending?
    No I popped a B though won't lie
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  17. 01-24-2013, 10:38 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    No I popped a B though won't lie
    I like it when I get a MILF who is happy to rub up against me while cutting my hair. Sometimes it's like I'm getting a lap dance.
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    I have a regular barber but he moved to a shitty mall. I spent 15 min trying to find the place to no avail. So now I'm at a salon about to get a scalp massage from a dime piece. Treating myself today.
    are you dressed as a girl or a guy today?
    you can be first, right after me
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  19. 01-24-2013, 11:59 AM #19
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    That reminds me, I need to make an appointment for a haircut....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    I have a regular barber but he moved to a shitty mall. I spent 15 min trying to find the place to no avail. So now I'm at a salon about to get a scalp massage from a dime piece. Treating myself today.
    I go to a Russian barber who takes swigs from his flask between snips with the scissors.
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