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    Happy Birthday Ashley Jade Stern

    January 24, 1993 (age 20 years)

    As a longtime fan of the Stern show I recall that you were a 'save the marriage' baby that your father never wanted.
    In October 1992, Stern became the first to have the number one morning radio show in New York and Los Angeles simultaneously. Your father was a big star. He wanted to be in the champagne room at Scores not at home with another bundle of burden like you. He told us more than once that he had to live his own life when asked about his love of everything but being a father to his little girls. In fact while you were home just a few days old your father was planning a big super bowl party with lots of whores. Towel size and erection concealment talk went on for a few days.
    Your daddy made a career out of scull fucking other peoples kids. When you see your father ask him why he is now attacking Jodie Fosters kids?
    In conclusion, enjoy college and have lots of sex with all races,creeds and colors.
    Your father loves cock talk. Be prepared for the awkward moments when dad inquires about cock you have consumed while away at college.


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    Great post Nemo. I remember Jay Leno congratulating Howard in his monologue.

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    Bless her sweet little "heart."


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    She gets to look forward to spending a million bucks a year until her father goes marble crazy and starts to collect cat feces (saw that on Hoarders).

    Of course at that point Allison will kick in $300K per year out of Howie's divorce money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    I forgot she was the cross-country runner. I wonder if she still runs. She never posts pics about it.
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bye You! View Post
    I forgot she was the cross-country runner. I wonder if she still runs. She never posts pics about it.
    She is not built to run cross country. I used to do that, and believe me, her chunky body isn't going to hold up well in the woods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    January 24, 1993 (age 20 years)

    As a longtime fan of the Stern show I recall that you were a 'save the marriage' baby that your father never wanted.
    In October 1992, Stern became the first to have the number one morning radio show in New York and Los Angeles simultaneously. Your father was a big star. He wanted to be in the champagne room at Scores not at home with another bundle of burden like you. He told us more than once that he had to live his own life when asked about his love of everything but being a father to his little girls. In fact while you were home just a few days old your father was planning a big super bowl party with lots of whores. Towel size and erection concealment talk went on for a few days.
    Your daddy made a career out of scull fucking other peoples kids. When you see your father ask him why he is now attacking Jodie Fosters kids?
    In conclusion, enjoy college and have lots of sex with all races,creeds and colors.
    Your father loves cock talk. Be prepared for the awkward moments when dad inquires about cock you have consumed while away at college.

    He dresses so cheap for being worth half a billion dollars.

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    Happy birthday sweet, sweet Ashley


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    Making dollar signs like Ted DiBiase.

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    Wait'll the daughters are at the reading of the will and they find out Daddy's fortune will be left to The Bianca Foundation.
    Thank Obama

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    Quote Originally Posted by beetlejosh View Post

    At least Ashley dresses her age
    Thank Obama

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    And where is the happy birthday tweet from her Stepmother?
    Thank Obama

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    J

    Who wears a stocking cap with shorts and a light jacket??
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    I would fuck her in the pussy, ass and mouth then cum in her eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Fantastic View Post
    Who wears a stocking cap with shorts and a light jacket??
    keeps the wig from flying off

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Wait'll the daughters are at the reading of the will and they find out Daddy's fortune will be left to The Bianca Foundation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    January 24, 1993 (age 20 years)

    As a longtime fan of the Stern show I recall that you were a 'save the marriage' baby that your father never wanted.
    In October 1992, Stern became the first to have the number one morning radio show in New York and Los Angeles simultaneously. Your father was a big star. He wanted to be in the champagne room at Scores not at home with another bundle of burden like you. He told us more than once that he had to live his own life when asked about his love of everything but being a father to his little girls. In fact while you were home just a few days old your father was planning a big super bowl party with lots of whores. Towel size and erection concealment talk went on for a few days.
    Your daddy made a career out of scull fucking other peoples kids. When you see your father ask him why he is now attacking Jodie Fosters kids?
    In conclusion, enjoy college and have lots of sex with all races,creeds and colors.
    Your father loves cock talk. Be prepared for the awkward moments when dad inquires about cock you have consumed while away at college.

    HEY HOWID, i saw you running last week in the STAR magazine. Howid, yer supposed to look like Russell Crowe not Sheryl Crow ya big SCARECROW!
    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-

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    For those of you that don't approve of this thread remember all the scull fucking of children that Stern engages in.
    Stern wants his 13 million radio fans to whisper,stare,point,and laugh at Jodie Fosters kids if you should come across them in public.

    And if you see David Beckham out with his family you should know that Howard Stern knows that he has sucked cock! You should also point and giggle at him too.

    It would be amazing if Cody Gifford repeatedly with consent fucked Ashley in her ass. We would know that he is not gay but loves ass sex like his father Frank.

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    20, still not old enough to drink booze legally.

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