Happy Birthday Ashley Jade Stern

**Nemo** · 01-24-2013, 03:22 AM

January 24, 1993 (age 20 years)

As a longtime fan of the Stern show I recall that you were a 'save the marriage' baby that your father never wanted.
In October 1992, Stern became the first to have the number one morning radio show in New York and Los Angeles simultaneously. Your father was a big star. He wanted to be in the champagne room at Scores not at home with another bundle of burden like you. He told us more than once that he had to live his own life when asked about his love of everything but being a father to his little girls. In fact while you were home just a few days old your father was planning a big super bowl party with lots of whores. Towel size and erection concealment talk went on for a few days.
Your daddy made a career out of scull fucking other peoples kids. When you see your father ask him why he is now attacking Jodie Fosters kids?
In conclusion, enjoy college and have lots of sex with all races,creeds and colors.
Your father loves cock talk. Be prepared for the awkward moments when dad inquires about cock you have consumed while away at college.

**1Vegasgirl** · 01-24-2013, 03:26 AM

Great post Nemo. I remember Jay Leno congratulating Howard in his monologue.

**beetlejosh** · 01-24-2013, 03:33 AM

Bless her sweet little "heart."

**Morrisb** · 01-24-2013, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by beetlejosh

Bless her sweet little "heart."

**MyLazyHand** · 01-24-2013, 03:40 AM

She gets to look forward to spending a million bucks a year until her father goes marble crazy and starts to collect cat feces (saw that on Hoarders).

Of course at that point Allison will kick in $300K per year out of Howie's divorce money.

**Bye You!** · 01-24-2013, 03:45 AM

Originally Posted by Nemo

I forgot she was the cross-country runner. I wonder if she still runs. She never posts pics about it.

**MyLazyHand** · 01-24-2013, 03:55 AM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

I forgot she was the cross-country runner. I wonder if she still runs. She never posts pics about it.

She is not built to run cross country. I used to do that, and believe me, her chunky body isn't going to hold up well in the woods.

**Imus O Sternsky** · 01-24-2013, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

I forgot she was the cross-country runner. I wonder if she still runs. She never posts pics about it.

All of Howards daughters are cross country runners. One ran to Israel and the other to Viet Nam. Anywhere to get as far away as possible from dear old Dad

**Ryan Lever** · 01-24-2013, 03:56 AM

Originally Posted by Nemo

January 24, 1993 (age 20 years)

As a longtime fan of the Stern show I recall that you were a 'save the marriage' baby that your father never wanted.
In October 1992, Stern became the first to have the number one morning radio show in New York and Los Angeles simultaneously. Your father was a big star. He wanted to be in the champagne room at Scores not at home with another bundle of burden like you. He told us more than once that he had to live his own life when asked about his love of everything but being a father to his little girls. In fact while you were home just a few days old your father was planning a big super bowl party with lots of whores. Towel size and erection concealment talk went on for a few days.
Your daddy made a career out of scull fucking other peoples kids. When you see your father ask him why he is now attacking Jodie Fosters kids?
In conclusion, enjoy college and have lots of sex with all races,creeds and colors.
Your father loves cock talk. Be prepared for the awkward moments when dad inquires about cock you have consumed while away at college.

He dresses so cheap for being worth half a billion dollars.