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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    I have had a huge case of the winds this afternoon.
    It was all that chili you ate. Flatulencehead.

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    i have been hearing helicopters all day here
    you can be first, right after me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    What'd you order?



    Don't answer that.

    Some organic sencha green tea from Japan. $68 per pound

    I cold brew it and drink it all night at work in a Tervis glass with the leaves in it.

    Not my picture but you get the gist.


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    Have you tried to see them? Are they all black with no markings?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boss Ono View Post
    Have you tried to see them? Are they all black with no markings?
    some are dark and some are the coast guard
    you can be first, right after me

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    i have been hearing helicopters all day here
    F-16's flying here all day,then again Luke Air Force Base is nearby.

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    Jesus, Lambert! You are a man of contradictions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Engaged Chicken View Post
    It was all that chili you ate. Flatulencehead.
    Would you like a "Dutch Oven"

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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Would you like a "Dutch Oven"

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    luckiest man here. flathead's Avatar
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    At least I was polite about it.

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    I suppose next you're going to tell me that everybody farts in bed, just like everybody pees in the shower.

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    i had a Hebrew National hot dog for lunch,just one,put it on the grill,even though it's only 55 here.

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    I just told a lady in a store her hair was pretty , she looked pretty bangable, we were talking and she mentioned shell be 62 next month. I really really need to get some pussy, I'm losing all sense of reality

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    I had lentil soup

    It sucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    I just told a lady in a store her hair was pretty , she looked pretty bangable, we were talking and she mentioned shell be 62 next month. I really really need to get some pussy, I'm losing all sense of reality
    You didn't tell her she looked bangable, did you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    You didn't tell her she looked bangable, did you?
    In a roundabout way I did

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    I had lentil soup

    It sucked
    Lentil soup is yucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Lentil soup is yucky
    No shit. Now I remember why I dont eat it

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    You were a lot funnier before Dawg had you neutered. Jes sayin

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    No shit. Now I remember why I dont eat it
    I made been and cheese burritos. Guess what I'm doing tonight.

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