Prisoner takes on guards

[MatthewT]

lol, little kid backed himself into a corner

yeah, i thought he was making a good move by positioning himself in that doorway; then he might even have had some instant buddies behind him

[newcastlefan]

prison is the right place for him. he will enjoy lots of fights, and anal sex.

[Jack-A-Roe]

Long ago back in upstate NY, I was too drunk to drive...pulled over to the side of the road to sleep it off in a company truck... Couple of hours later some NY state troopers woke my ass up and yanked my ass out of the truck..keys were in the ignition.

Took me to their two buck station and booked me...cuffed me to a wall. I proceeded to call them out, calling them pussys/faggots etc..."take the cuffs off, faggots..lets go!!" etc.

Fuckers took turns trying to beat my ass with one hand literally tied behind me. They tired out before I did...got my ass kicked of course, but I got some good kicks/punches in and I still laugh about it to this day.

Only got a DWAI (ability impaired) charge...small fine, minimal BS. To the good old days!!

yeah that didnt happen. More likely you begged the cops to let you suck them off.

[Phil McKrakin]

Cool fake story.

yeah that didnt happen. More likely you begged the cops to let you suck them off.

Sorry that you two are a couple of pussys.

[Smell Muhfinger]

Looks like that fucker got knocked the fuck out.

[MatthewT]

Sorry that you two are a couple of pussys.

i was gonna say that your story seemed completely factual, but then i remembered you just accused me of turning into a troll

[Phil McKrakin]

i was gonna say that your story seemed completely factual, but then i remembered you just accused me of turning into a troll

Was drunk. One hand cuffed to a wall. Called them pussys and dared them to fight. They came at me. Got a few kicks and punches in before/as they fucked me up.

You are a troll. This is a totally factual post.