Long ago back in upstate NY, I was too drunk to drive...pulled over to the side of the road to sleep it off in a company truck... Couple of hours later some NY state troopers woke my ass up and yanked my ass out of the truck..keys were in the ignition.
Took me to their two buck station and booked me...cuffed me to a wall. I proceeded to call them out, calling them pussys/faggots etc..."take the cuffs off, faggots..lets go!!" etc.
Fuckers took turns trying to beat my ass with one hand literally tied behind me. They tired out before I did...got my ass kicked of course, but I got some good kicks/punches in and I still laugh about it to this day.
Only got a DWAI (ability impaired) charge...small fine, minimal BS. To the good old days!!
yeah that didnt happen. More likely you begged the cops to let you suck them off.