I want to eat something out of the trash... help me plz.

[hockeygrl]

I hope you enjoy your burrito.

[sickfeeling]

EATING.

I can sort of smell the litter but I think it's my BRAIN making me think I smell it.

[sickfeeling]

Yeah this was a bad idea.

[Mack]

[HeinousMark]

maybe i add some pico de gallo it will "freshen" it and the acids and fluids will kill any possible bacteria??

You could just damn near put some good Pico De Gallo on a turd and make it yummy.....

[sickfeeling]

It was okay but that sweet smell is still in the air.
It's like a reminder floating around my head.

[gilaet]

like a boss

[Slippy]

I can't lie. I'm downright impressed.

[Napoleon V]

I am disappoint

[Phil McKrakin]

Mind

Blown

Away

[Mojopin]

This really should have been sent as a message to Animalgod.
He would know.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he would say yes.

[sickfeeling]

I keep hearing that line from Trainspotting when he's kicking heroin...

"You're not sick yet but you know the checks in the mail"

[sickfeeling]

holy fuck I JUST BURPED AND IT SMELLED LIKE SWEET CAT LITTER
IT SMELLED LIKE PINE FOREST CAT LITTER
HOLY FUCK THIS IS NO WAY TO GET A TAPEWORM

[AnimalGod]

Just eat it bro never let societies moors hinder you from doing that which you desire. If eating the burrito would bring you joy than why deny yourself the burrito?

[KOC]

Congratulations, Sickfeeling. You've just crossed the line from man to Animalgod. Make sure to check sidewalks and stairs for spilled food.

[dinkus mayhem]

Just eat it bro never let societies [sic] moors [sic] hinder you from doing that which you desire. If eating the burrito would bring you joy than why deny yourself the burrito?

[Cheri]

Dear God, Sick

[crazypreacher]

You throw out whole burritos? Ice man not deliver blocks of ice for the old icebox?

[Estocada]

I'm glad someone did the Moors thing. I thought about but I lacked the give a fuck needed.

[Johnnykstaint]

You see, last night I threw away a bean and cheese burrito. It was from a local place, wrapped in good all-american foil.
I often do this at the end of a night of eating, throwing away my leftovers and saying to myself, "Okay, tomorrow I'll start eating healthy again."

WELL

I got home tonight after work and class and thought to myself, "HOLY FUCK THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD BURRITO JUST SITTING IN THE TRASH!"

HOWEVER

The litter was changed last night (two cats, lol) and the bag of litter sat on top of my burrito.
All night.

HERE IS MY LOGIC:
The burrito was wrapped in foil.
The litter was encased in a thick plastic bag.
The burrito is safe.

MY QUESTION IS THIS:

Should I eat the burrito?

The answer is this: If you have doubts, that already is a "no". If you wanted to eat it you would have ate it without asking the advise of us idiots.