I want to eat something out of the trash... help me plz.

[sickfeeling]

You see, last night I threw away a bean and cheese burrito. It was from a local place, wrapped in good all-american foil.
I often do this at the end of a night of eating, throwing away my leftovers and saying to myself, "Okay, tomorrow I'll start eating healthy again."

WELL

I got home tonight after work and class and thought to myself, "HOLY FUCK THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD BURRITO JUST SITTING IN THE TRASH!"

HOWEVER

The litter was changed last night (two cats, lol) and the bag of litter sat on top of my burrito.
All night.

HERE IS MY LOGIC:
The burrito was wrapped in foil.
The litter was encased in a thick plastic bag.
The burrito is safe.

MY QUESTION IS THIS:

Should I eat the burrito?

[Napoleon V]

No. Once u cross that line all hope is lost. Stay strong.

[Napoleon V]

U will feel better by not eating it.

[sickfeeling]

This really should have been sent as a message to Animalgod.
He would know.

[sickfeeling]

No. Once u cross that line all hope is lost. Stay strong.

It's just sitting there!

[dinkus mayhem]

there's no coming back from this one if you eat it.

[sickfeeling]

Let me post pictures.
This will allow us all to make a better decision.

[sickfeeling]

there's no coming back from this one if you eat it.

Don't be so DAMNED CLOSED MINDED ABOUT BURRITOS.

[Napoleon V]

Let me post pictures.
This will allow us all to make a better decision.

Forget about it man! You need to set boundaries. Once it's in the trash it's gone forever!

[BaddFunn]

It's just sitting there!

let it go, man

[Schmoopy]

You sir are no George Costanza.

[Vyb]

Fresh burrito. Really. My treat.

No cat shit burritos.

[RH Goatcabin]

You see, last night I threw away a bean and cheese burrito. It was from a local place, wrapped in good all-american foil.
I often do this at the end of a night of eating, throwing away my leftovers and saying to myself, "Okay, tomorrow I'll start eating healthy again."

WELL

I got home tonight after work and class and thought to myself, "HOLY FUCK THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD BURRITO JUST SITTING IN THE TRASH!"

HOWEVER

The litter was changed last night (two cats, lol) and the bag of litter sat on top of my burrito.
All night.

HERE IS MY LOGIC:
The burrito was wrapped in foil.
The litter was encased in a thick plastic bag.
The burrito is safe.

MY QUESTION IS THIS:

Should I eat the burrito?

Buttfuck your girlfriend instead. Then go get a burrito.

[Schmoopy]

[BaddFunn]

it was probably barely edible when it was served and now it hasn't been properly refrigerated for 24 hours.

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

[Schmoopy]

This is something BM would do but not you.

[Shean5150]

if its just bean and cheese you should be just fine

[dinkus mayhem]

if the burrito were on a table or counter, then i'd say go for it. in a trash bag under cat litter? you gonna get worms son. butt'werms.

[sickfeeling]

pictures
yes.

[Magnificent Mr. Hole]

You see, last night I threw away a bean and cheese burrito. It was from a local place, wrapped in good all-american foil.
I often do this at the end of a night of eating, throwing away my leftovers and saying to myself, "Okay, tomorrow I'll start eating healthy again."

WELL

I got home tonight after work and class and thought to myself, "HOLY FUCK THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD BURRITO JUST SITTING IN THE TRASH!"

HOWEVER

The litter was changed last night (two cats, lol) and the bag of litter sat on top of my burrito.
All night.

HERE IS MY LOGIC:
The burrito was wrapped in foil.
The litter was encased in a thick plastic bag.
The burrito is safe.

MY QUESTION IS THIS:

Should I eat the burrito?

I remember trying to stop my dog from eating the kitty litter encrusted poopy from the litter box when I was young. I was not successful.