I want to eat something out of the trash... help me plz.

[sickfeeling]

You see, last night I threw away a bean and cheese burrito. It was from a local place, wrapped in good all-american foil.
I often do this at the end of a night of eating, throwing away my leftovers and saying to myself, "Okay, tomorrow I'll start eating healthy again."

WELL

I got home tonight after work and class and thought to myself, "HOLY FUCK THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD BURRITO JUST SITTING IN THE TRASH!"

HOWEVER

The litter was changed last night (two cats, lol) and the bag of litter sat on top of my burrito.
All night.

HERE IS MY LOGIC:
The burrito was wrapped in foil.
The litter was encased in a thick plastic bag.
The burrito is safe.

MY QUESTION IS THIS:

Should I eat the burrito?

[Napoleon V]

No. Once u cross that line all hope is lost. Stay strong.

[sickfeeling]

No. Once u cross that line all hope is lost. Stay strong.

It's just sitting there!

[BaddFunn]

It's just sitting there!

let it go, man

[Napoleon V]

U will feel better by not eating it.

[sickfeeling]

This really should have been sent as a message to Animalgod.
He would know.

[Mojopin]

This really should have been sent as a message to Animalgod.
He would know.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he would say yes.

[dinkus mayhem]

there's no coming back from this one if you eat it.

[sickfeeling]

there's no coming back from this one if you eat it.

Don't be so DAMNED CLOSED MINDED ABOUT BURRITOS.

[BaddFunn]

it was probably barely edible when it was served and now it hasn't been properly refrigerated for 24 hours.

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

[sickfeeling]

Let me post pictures.
This will allow us all to make a better decision.

[Napoleon V]

Let me post pictures.
This will allow us all to make a better decision.

Forget about it man! You need to set boundaries. Once it's in the trash it's gone forever!

[Schmoopy]

You sir are no George Costanza.

[Vyb]

Fresh burrito. Really. My treat.

No cat shit burritos.

[RH Goatcabin]

You see, last night I threw away a bean and cheese burrito. It was from a local place, wrapped in good all-american foil.
I often do this at the end of a night of eating, throwing away my leftovers and saying to myself, "Okay, tomorrow I'll start eating healthy again."

WELL

I got home tonight after work and class and thought to myself, "HOLY FUCK THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD BURRITO JUST SITTING IN THE TRASH!"

HOWEVER

The litter was changed last night (two cats, lol) and the bag of litter sat on top of my burrito.
All night.

HERE IS MY LOGIC:
The burrito was wrapped in foil.
The litter was encased in a thick plastic bag.
The burrito is safe.

MY QUESTION IS THIS:

Should I eat the burrito?

Buttfuck your girlfriend instead. Then go get a burrito.

[Schmoopy]

This is something BM would do but not you.

[Schmoopy]

[Shean5150]

if its just bean and cheese you should be just fine

[sickfeeling]

the LITTER WAS IN A THICK PLASTIC GARBAGE BAG. THERE WAS NO CONTACT WITH SAID BURRITO
however the minty fresh litter smell is rather pungent
yeck

[Magnificent Mr. Hole]

the LITTER WAS IN A THICK PLASTIC GARBAGE BAG. THERE WAS NO CONTACT WITH SAID BURRITO
however the minty fresh litter smell is rather pungent
yeck

Does it have clumping power?