Quote Originally Posted by Dainty Jainty View Post
You don't have any twat cream? High Pitch can get you some.

Try this with your knife: buy clear nail polish. Coat the handles with the nail polish. Let dry. Boom. You won't have direct contact with the irritant again. Just don't put the polish on the blade!

Or, return the knife! Sucks, Bro.
FML