The Chriza's™ Adventures in Skyrim

**PullMyFinger** · 01-23-2013, 11:28 AM

I traded in my Skyrim last week and the girl in Game Stop ridiculed me for the entire 15 minutes I was in the store after that.

Lucky for her she had nice tits. I was about to go all fus ro dah on her.

**Chriza** · 01-23-2013, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by BrulesRules

so is this game like a World of Warcraft thing...or does it have an ending?

I'm told there's an ending. I'm never gonna get there though.

**gilaet** · 01-23-2013, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Chriza

I also killed my first bear last night but I didn't take pics

My follower got killed by 5 bears outside of Riften.

**Chriza** · 01-23-2013, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by gilaet

My follower got killed by 5 bears outside of Riften.

I have a follower person, the Jarl of Winterfell or whatever gave her to me. I don't know how to use her though, I've never even seen her.

**Boss Ono** · 01-23-2013, 11:30 AM

That meatloaf made for a good thread. Remember the store bought diced onions? Good times.

**gilaet** · 01-23-2013, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Chriza

I have a follower person, the Jarl of Winterfell or whatever gave her to me. I don't know how to use her though, I've never even seen her.

Lydia?

**DrivenByDemons** · 01-23-2013, 11:31 AM

And you make fun of retarded kids

**Chriza** · 01-23-2013, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by gilaet

Lydia?

I don't know the bitch's name, fuck her

I don't want a follower

**Chriza** · 01-23-2013, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by DrivenByDemons

And you make fun of retarded kids

It's funny because their brains are feeble and they look like dolphins

**face palm** · 01-23-2013, 11:32 AM

never use onions that aren't freshly chopped

**gilaet** · 01-23-2013, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Chriza

I don't know the bitch's name, fuck her

I don't want a follower

I use followers like pack donkeys.
They carry all of my loot so I'm not over-encumbered.

**face palm** · 01-23-2013, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Chriza

It's funny because their brains are feeble and they look like dolphins

their brains look like dolphins?

**Boss Ono** · 01-23-2013, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Chriza

It's funny because their brains are feeble and they look like dolphins

Is that the kid that the step mom dropped off at school that no one at the school saw?

**Popeye Saavedra** · 01-23-2013, 11:33 AM

Chriza's adventures giving rimjobs.

**face palm** · 01-23-2013, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by gilaet

I use followers like pack donkeys.
They carry all of my loot so I'm not over-encumbered.

just call them niggers

**SIPAWITZ** · 01-23-2013, 11:34 AM

can you just be a normal person or do you have be be some retarded looking game of thrones character?

**Boss Ono** · 01-23-2013, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by face palm

never use onions that aren't freshly chopped

I didn't even know you could buy them that way. Chriza was pretty slick. He got everything cooking right away. That was a bad ass meat loaf.

**Chiva** · 01-23-2013, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Chriza

Meet Rashawn. Pool time, pet therapy and giving him attention are just some of the ways to make him happy. Rashawn is a sweet teen with a lot of love to share.