Tomorrow my husband officially becomes my boss

[hockeygrl]

You are totally willing to suck the bosses dick to get ahead aren't you

absolutely.

[Kanye West]

Don't blame me cause I'm over 5 ft. tall

And smell like a dirty fucking sock

[Scott]

Im getting paid and have to actually work from the office and and help answer phones while there. The text he sent me (while i was at my FULL time job was) "you better take this seriously and not argue with me.

You might as well file for divorce now.

[Scott]

Has she every chewed you out for being a retard

Yes but it's not work related.

[hockeygrl]

Has she every chewed you out for being a retard

has your wife every chewed you out for being a retard?

[Toothdecay]

And smell like a dirty fucking sock

You wear socks for pants, Tyrion

[Toothdecay]

Yes but it's not work related.

Got wasted?

has your wife every chewed you out for being a retard?

Of course

[Kanye West]

You wear socks for pants, Tyrion

And you don't change your drawers stanky

[Scott]

Got wasted?

Did she tell you?

[hockeygrl]

I'm going to bed. Don't want to have my boss yell at me for being late on the first day of work.

[Scott]

Good night and good luck. Don't take any shit.

[Toothdecay]

And you don't change your drawers stanky

I don't wear any, PWNED

[Gwarn1]

absolutely.

You are soooooooo the office slut. You do realize that don't you?

[Toothdecay]

Did she tell you?

Just playing the odds

[Kanye West]

I don't wear any, PWNED

And you can't afford toilet paper

[Toothdecay]

And you can't afford toilet paper

I have an old lady to buy that shit, HOOD RICH

[Real]

You're late for work.

[PullMyFinger]

You're late for work.

So it begins...

[Cheri]

You're late for work.

[VAsiCkBoy]

Office sex.