If Howard was smart he would hire some of you guys as show writers. I'm busting a gut over here reading the shit you guys come up with. Funny stuff!
Results 21 to 40 of 44
Thread: Ralph's new weird GOATEE!
-
01-22-2013, 09:05 PM #21Loud Mouth Drunk
- Join Date
- Jan 2012
- Posts
- 132
-
01-22-2013, 09:07 PM #22Meep Meep!
- Join Date
- Jan 2012
- Posts
- 9,544
We had a 6 hour meeting on friday to create more funny.
Originally Posted by slipkid69
-
01-22-2013, 09:13 PM #23Maverick
- Join Date
- Dec 2011
- Location
- In meiner Disco
- Posts
- 3,902
Ich bin ein Tanz Narr
-
01-22-2013, 09:16 PM #24Loud Mouth Drunk
- Join Date
- Dec 2012
- Posts
- 192
he does not want to look like howard stern any more
-
01-22-2013, 09:20 PM #25Loud Mouth Drunk
- Join Date
- Dec 2011
- Posts
- 416
As soon as a girl grows......................... Originally Posted by Big Bird
I wonder when he'll find a nice lady to settle down with...
-
01-22-2013, 09:21 PM #26Maverick
- Join Date
- Jan 2012
- Posts
- 2,457
Sam Simon wanted a landing strip. The mustache is completely fucked too.
Zed's dead baby....Zed's dead.
-
01-22-2013, 09:23 PM #27Locutus of Dialysis
- Join Date
- Feb 2012
- Posts
- 5,778
it looks ridiculous
Spare a kidney?
RIP Bro-
-
01-22-2013, 09:43 PM #28Maverick
- Join Date
- Dec 2011
- Location
- In meiner Disco
- Posts
- 3,902
It looks like he took Howard's shaved pubes and glued them to his face.
Ich bin ein Tanz Narr
-
01-22-2013, 10:02 PM #29Shot Dead
- Join Date
- Jun 2012
- Posts
- 556
We can't all be blessed with Howard's magical anti-greying, anti-balding DNA.
-
01-22-2013, 10:08 PM #30Bar Fly
- Join Date
- Jan 2013
- Posts
- 922
Originally Posted by Scarfo
Well he cant use the dye for the Beard because it's "Just for Men" But that mother fucker sure is using some fucking Clairol on his Stringy tresses..
-
01-22-2013, 10:10 PM #31DS Supporter
- Join Date
- Jan 2012
- Location
- michigan
- Posts
- 960
does look like a cum catcher Originally Posted by Dawg
-
01-22-2013, 10:27 PM #32I got a head that's large
- Join Date
- Jan 2012
- Location
- Los Angeles
- Posts
- 17,496
Was he eating Ronnie's shitty ass? Originally Posted by knu3421
IT DOES LOOK ODD, RIGHT?
-
01-22-2013, 10:53 PM #33אינה רשאי להציג את התרגום
- Join Date
- May 2012
- Posts
- 3,790
"happy wife, happy life."
"barren womb, chimnied tomb."
-
01-22-2013, 11:35 PM #34Loud Mouth Drunk
- Join Date
- Feb 2012
- Posts
- 259
You're my bro, Ralph! You're my bro! Originally Posted by Winston Ono
-
01-22-2013, 11:43 PM #35Loud Mouth Drunk
- Join Date
- Dec 2012
- Posts
- 115
Looks a tool. I know he is not young but it ages him more.
I remember when Ralph had shortish straight hair at one time before he got the "Howards wig" style that he tries for now. So does he perm his hair his to look like his lover or did he just straighten it when it was short?We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.
-
01-23-2013, 07:08 AM #36Loud Mouth Drunk
- Join Date
- Feb 2012
- Posts
- 468
I had the same thing when I had my stupid goatee. My hair was dark brown but the goatee came in brown, red for some reason, and white. But that's got to be made of Sam Simon's dried jizz.
-
01-23-2013, 07:22 AM #37Maverick
- Join Date
- Jan 2012
- Posts
- 1,341
"There's nothing sadder than an old queen"
-
01-23-2013, 07:29 AM #38Loud Mouth Drunk
- Join Date
- Mar 2012
- Posts
- 147
He's still a berry faced queer!
-
01-23-2013, 08:11 AM #39Maverick
- Join Date
- Jan 2012
- Posts
- 2,384
When style is your supposed job , and thats how you present yourself , you have to be at the least mildly retarded, right?
-
01-23-2013, 08:28 AM #40DS Supporter
- Join Date
- Feb 2012
- Posts
- 1,144
message to ralph: Sorry to hear about your recent homeless status. I have clothes i was going to donate to goodwill. Send me the address where you pick up mail and i will send you some clothes and a warm blanket.
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks