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  1. 01-22-2013, 08:25 PM #1
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    I just brused my knee as I took a cock in the dumper

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  2. 01-22-2013, 08:26 PM #2
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    I jokingly threaten my girlfriend with anal sex all the time (we've never done it and she refuses)
    but last night I joked about it DURING sex and she was like, "do you really want to"
    and I knew that I could have had it right then.


    It kind of sickens me
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  3. 01-22-2013, 08:26 PM #3
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    Swayze pls go
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  4. 01-22-2013, 08:29 PM #4
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  5. 01-22-2013, 08:31 PM #5
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  7. 01-22-2013, 08:44 PM #7
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    Trying way too hard as of late.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.
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  8. 01-22-2013, 08:45 PM #8
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    I think he'll surpass Smoopy as the most annoying poster soon.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.
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  9. 01-22-2013, 08:46 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickfeeling View Post
    I jokingly threaten my girlfriend with anal sex all the time (we've never done it and she refuses)
    but last night I joked about it DURING sex and she was like, "do you really want to"
    and I knew that I could have had it right then.


    It kind of sickens me
    what sickens you? sticking your dick in a hole. should be second nature by now. WTF!!!
    I'll get up and fly away!
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  10. 01-22-2013, 08:47 PM #10
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    honey, im gonna fuck you in the ass. tee hee
    I'll get up and fly away!
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  11. 01-22-2013, 09:36 PM #11
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    Excellent news! Carry on.
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  12. 01-22-2013, 10:05 PM #12
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    I feel like I am getting fucked in the ass with the Flyers being 0 and 3
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  13. 01-23-2013, 06:24 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    I feel like I am getting fucked in the ass with the Flyers being 0 and 3
    Still early but not a good sign
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  14. 01-23-2013, 06:42 AM #14
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  15. 01-23-2013, 07:34 AM #15
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    Suzie trying so damn hard to be one of the edgy posters. Copping CMG and Bmore Mike's schtick but failing at it.

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  16. 01-23-2013, 07:40 AM #16
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    I have a semi-Swayze quality story. I was at the Tommy Hilfiger factory store and one of the salesmen picked a big piece of food out of his teeth with his index finger right before he greeted a customer. Her back was to him so she couldn't see him fishing around in his mouth.
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  17. 01-23-2013, 08:18 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    I have a semi-Swayze quality story. I was at the Tommy Hilfiger factory store and one of the salesmen picked a big piece of food out of his teeth with his index finger right before he greeted a customer. Her back was to him so she couldn't see him fishing around in his mouth.
    DrivenByDemons has fish burps. Coincidence?
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  18. 01-23-2013, 08:19 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    I have a semi-Swayze quality story. I was at the Tommy Hilfiger factory store and one of the salesmen picked a big piece of food out of his teeth with his index finger right before he greeted a customer. Her back was to him so she couldn't see him fishing around in his mouth.
    Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly?
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