Threaten my life in this thread.

[KOC]

How would you kill me? Reps for the creative responses.

[Chriza]

I would hand HAL a loaded gun and have him walk in circles around you

[Dream Theater]

Imma make you walk down any city street named MLK Boulevard wearing this:

[face palm]

i would smear peanut butter on you and give hal your address

[MatthewT]

cut off aid to Canada.

[Satori Brah]

oma plata

[MatthewT]

[KOC]

I would hand HAL a loaded gun and have him walk in circles around you

He'd drop that shit like chicken.

[KOC]

cut off aid to Canada.

Do some research on the state of our respective economies, son. Nobody's getting bailed out here.

[MatthewT]

Imma make you walk down any city street named MLK Boulevard wearing this:

last night next to the 110 freeway in south LA there were like 8 ghetto fireworks going off; like, barely cleared the housetop level before they exploded

i couldn't stop laughing

[KOC]

oma plata

I repped you, but that shit wouldn't kill me. Gogoplata. That's a life-ender.

[Reggae Mistress]

I could fuck you until you died from a heart attack, an aneurism, a stroke or dehydration

[KOC]

Everybody stop using HAL to kill me!!!

[Dirty South]

Tie you down and let GP2 rape your ass to death...

with a broom handle if he can't manage an erection (GP2 Style)

[Dream Theater]

last night next to the 110 freeway in south LA there were like 8 ghetto fireworks going off; like, barely cleared the housetop level before they exploded

i couldn't stop laughing

Guaranteed LULZ! Watch this:

[KOC]

I could fuck you until you died from a heart attack, an aneurism, a stroke or dehydration

[KOC]

Tie you down and let GP2 rape your ass to death...

with a broom handle if he can't manage an erection (GP2 Style)

I'd probably inspire the first erection he's had in a year.

[MatthewT]

Guaranteed LULZ! Watch this:

[cheezedbyfate]

overhydration

[KOC]

overhydration

HOLY FuCKING SHEE-IT.