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  1. 01-22-2013, 04:54 PM #21
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    water poisoning
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    i'm gonna choke you with raw american bacon while screamin.."THIS IS FUKKIN BACON"
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  3. 01-22-2013, 04:55 PM #23
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    some chick died of that in one of those goofy radio contests for a car....lemme see here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    some chick died of that in one of those goofy radio contests for a car....lemme see here...
    I remember, yeah. That was bad. Those were some sorry DJs.
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  5. 01-22-2013, 04:55 PM #25
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    oh, wait, not a car, a Wii

    Woman dies after water-drinking contest

    Water intoxication eyed in ‘Hold Your Wee for a Wii’ contest death

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865...nking-contest/
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  6. 01-22-2013, 04:56 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    some chick died of that in one of those goofy radio contests for a car....lemme see here...
    i remember that..
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  7. 01-22-2013, 04:56 PM #27
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    that contest was a rousing success
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheezedbyfate View Post
    i'm gonna choke you with raw american bacon while screamin.."THIS IS FUKKIN BACON"
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    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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  9. 01-22-2013, 04:58 PM #29
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    i gave koc wood
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  10. 01-22-2013, 04:58 PM #30
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    i'm gonna move your lilly white ass into Compton
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    i'm gonna move your lilly white ass into Compton
    When somethin' happens in South Central, nuthin' happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    Eat a meal prepared by Chef Mehlhorn
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  14. 01-22-2013, 05:00 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    i'm gonna move your lilly white ass into Compton
    thats funny...when my friend wants to say nigger in mixed company he says canadian
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    tie you to the ground and piss off some army ants
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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    When somethin' happens in South Central, nuthin' happens.
    you ain't ever tol' a lie
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    I'm pretty surprised that we're on page two and nobody's referenced a certain Wu-tang skit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xyster View Post
    tie you to the ground and piss off some army ants
    pour honey all over your taint and watch em eat their way inside ya....mmmmmm.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheezedbyfate View Post
    pour honey all over your taint and watch em eat their way inside ya....mmmmmm.....

    i was going to mention honey but things probably would have turned ghey
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    Lock you in a room with MatthewT and have him talk religion to you until you tear out the veins in your wrists with your teeth.
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