Is Chriza on? Need help

[HeinousMark]

We recently got a Church's nearby, and I recall liking their chicken and the honey butter biscuits are orgasmic, but they got a lotta chicken sammiches that are looking very tempting. Anybody had those? Especially this Double Chicken And Cheese?????????

[Schmoopy]

McDonalds:

Big Mac
McDoubles
Spicy McChicken
Fries

Wendys:

All their burgers really. Get some of the dollar menu ones. The dollar menu chicken is awesome too, as are their fries

[The Gas Face]

I love them

Get the buffalo chicken and the loaded potato

Tell the nacho one to go fuck itself

omg. those are the 2 i would order.

[PullMyFinger]

We recently got a Church's nearby, and I recall liking their chicken and the honey butter biscuits are orgasmic, but they got a lotta chicken sammiches that are looking very tempting. Anybody had those? Especially this Double Chicken And Cheese?????????

The White Castle's around here started adding Church's franchises a few years back, but they hardly sold any chicken.

It ended up laying all day and was crap. The honey biscuits were pretty damn good though.

[Chriza]

omg. those are the 2 i would order.

For a dollar they're a great great deal

[HeinousMark]

The White Castle's around here started adding Church's franchises a few years back, but they hardly sold any chicken.

It ended up laying all day and was crap. The honey biscuits were pretty damn good though.

You know since you brought that up, I've acquired some Junk Food Wisdom over the years that I must share, and I think it applies to any and all fast food places:

1- With notable exceptions for (real) Mexican food and sometimes chicken places, I try to only patronize fast food joints in the less urban areas, because the quality and service and cleanliness are simply much better, like it or not, I have found this to be true. Plus, you have less reason to worry about getting shot or rolled....

2- Go to places that are busy, at least during your meal time, because even though you might wait longer, the product is turning over fast, so you're much more likely to get very fresh, hot-off-the-grill food.

3- Ordering special things, like "extra this" or "no that" will also make you wait a little longer, but get you fresher food, usually. If they pull shit like scraping off the mayo and then squirting mustard, using a burger from under the heat lamps for 4 hours, don't go back.....

4- Never raise a ruckus, or "pop off" in a place you will be eating again, no matter how bad they fuck up your order. If it's so bad you have to return/exchange it, try to be civil and not all pissy. Especially if the manager and employees are urban in fact in certain environments it's best to just suck it up and not come back.....I'll leave this to the readers' imaginations........

5- Try to be nice to the food-monkeys; it's a shitty low-paying job, and you usually have to wear an embarrassing uniform..... and they're handling your food..... I worked at a BK when I was in high school, and it's amazing how many people are just total assholes from the moment they walk/drive in......and you're handling their food......




Feel free to add your thoughts or experiences in these matters, or ignore it, or eat shit and die.

[Dave]

san diego dave is ok

Hey don't kid yourself beatlejews, this Dave is a-ok too.

[O Face]

You know since you brought that up, I've acquired some Junk Food Wisdom over the years that I must share, and I think it applies to any and all fast food places:

1- With notable exceptions for (real) Mexican food and sometimes chicken places, I try to only patronize fast food joints in the less urban areas, because the quality and service and cleanliness are simply much better, like it or not, I have found this to be true. Plus, you have less reason to worry about getting shot or rolled....

2- Go to places that are busy, at least during your meal time, because even though you might wait longer, the product is turning over fast, so you're much more likely to get very fresh, hot-off-the-grill food.

3- Ordering special things, like "extra this" or "no that" will also make you wait a little longer, but get you fresher food, usually. If they pull shit like scraping off the mayo and then squirting mustard, using a burger from under the heat lamps for 4 hours, don't go back.....

4- Never raise a ruckus, or "pop off" in a place you will be eating again, no matter how bad they fuck up your order. If it's so bad you have to return/exchange it, try to be civil and not all pissy. Especially if the manager and employees are urban in fact in certain environments it's best to just suck it up and not come back.....I'll leave this to the readers' imaginations........

5- Try to be nice to the food-monkeys; it's a shitty low-paying job, and you usually have to wear an embarrassing uniform..... and they're handling your food..... I worked at a BK when I was in high school, and it's amazing how many people are just total assholes from the moment they walk/drive in......and you're handling their food......




Feel free to add your thoughts or experiences in these matters, or ignore it, or eat shit and die.

When I worked at a pizza place in college, a server was getting hassled by this table and he asked me to sack their pizza. I took the sauce, put it in a bowl, then drug my nuts through it. Then I applied the sauce to their pizza. So I agree. Piss off your food service worker and risk a sacking.

[Hateman]

A five guys is opening near me!