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  1. 01-22-2013, 02:04 PM #1
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    I had one bite of pizza and then threw it out....

    Because I know how to eat.

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  2. 01-22-2013, 02:08 PM #2
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    Wut are you saying????? (in Kirk douglas's voice)
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  3. 01-22-2013, 02:09 PM #3
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    Howard said at the 6 hour bullshit meeting he took a bite of pizza and threw it in the garbage. he did eat some nuts later.
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  4. 01-22-2013, 02:09 PM #4
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    He doesn't know how to eat. Imagine how miserable Howard must be (if any of this is actually true) if he can't even eat a slice of fucking pizza every now and again. Anything in moderation won't kill you or make you fat or put your health in jeopardy...what a fucking nut job.
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  5. 01-22-2013, 02:10 PM #5
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    Howard is so fucking miserable im surprised he doesnt just off himself.
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  6. 01-22-2013, 02:11 PM #6
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    Oh to be a fly on the wall in that meeting!!!
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  7. 01-22-2013, 02:11 PM #7
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    Later that night he fell asleep gassy and bloated.
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  8. 01-22-2013, 02:14 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
    Later that night he fell asleep gassy and bloated.
    pepto leslie bibb o
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  9. 01-22-2013, 02:14 PM #9
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    Dummy doesn't realize that just getting by on as few calories as possible is the biggest reason most people don't lose weight like they want. How miserable it must be to subsist on nuts and baked potatoes. Who the hell is he getting advice from?
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  10. 01-22-2013, 02:34 PM #10
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    Howard is like a girl when it comes to weight. A big ugly girl.
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  11. 01-22-2013, 02:37 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by reno View Post
    Howard is like a girl when it comes to weight. A big ugly girl.
    Wrong! howard read an email from a fan that said he is not ugly and looks great!
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  12. 01-22-2013, 02:38 PM #12
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    Dont forget, everyone loved the Bobo doomsday bit according to the email.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    Howard is so fucking miserable im surprised he doesnt just off himself.
    I think it's a Jewish thing and they get off on being miserable.
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  14. 01-22-2013, 02:41 PM #14
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    He was just showing how more "evolved" he is than those peasants. Why even bring something that ridiculous up on air? He probably went home and bragged to his horse and called his parents and told them as well. What a fucking jerk off he is. I swear he's really a female,no man acts like this. It must be a New York Jew thing.
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  15. 01-22-2013, 02:42 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by knu3421 View Post
    Wrong! howard read an email from a fan that said he is not ugly and looks great!
    Not ugly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by knu3421 View Post
    Howard said at the 6 hour bullshit meeting he took a bite of pizza and threw it in the garbage. he did eat some nuts later.
    Much to Ralph's delight...
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  17. 01-22-2013, 02:56 PM #17
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    The sad thing is Howard denies himself a whole slice of pizza and STILL is a flabby piece of shit.
    Have derision, will travel
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  18. 01-22-2013, 02:58 PM #18
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    why not just cut off a piece? he threw a whole slice in the garbage when somebody else would have eaten it.
    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."
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  19. 01-22-2013, 03:02 PM #19
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    why not skip the fckn nuts and enjoy the damn pizza
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  20. 01-22-2013, 03:05 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by knu3421 View Post
    Howard said at the 6 hour bullshit meeting he took a bite of pizza and threw it in the garbage. he did eat some nuts later.
    You call them nuts i call them BALLS
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