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    Based on Howard's own description, his parents (especially his mother) have some sort of age-related mental impairment. They didn't know that AGT meant America's Got Talent and she asked Howard if he saw his father go up on stage at the live show - even though Howard was the one who invited him on stage and stood next to him the entire time. I can't imagine how they could understand the plot of a movie, there's going to be a lot of uncomfortable silence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Larry View Post
    This is the result of the lengthy creative meeting? Maybe Howard can also throw in some more of his hilarious impressions of his parents before and after the segment.
    Definitely. Each report they do will be imitated by Howard every day for months. Can't wait, maybe he can work in his confused math bit too.

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    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

    Zed's dead baby....Zed's dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beer Chugger View Post
    I like his parents, but this idea is dead on the table.
    As will his parents be before the 3rd episode.

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    Just when you think it can't get any worse.....it does..........

    How does Tim still have a job?
    Is this the revolution we were promised?

    Remember when Howard had "the eye of the tiger" and thought that his channels would be so popular we would sit home at night and listen to the radio instead of watching TV??? The bitter half?? Howig certainly missed the mark by a football field.

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    Gene Siskel was supposed to review movies with them but he opted to take the easy way out.

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    20 years ago yes now i wish them a happy quiet life and hward should stop whoring them out.
    Spare a kidney?

    RIP Bro-

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    Have them watch Private Parts and see if they recognize anyone.

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    This could be great if they'd review some of Howard's favorite babysitter porn.

    Howard, who is that man sitting in the corner watching those two other men?
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    I would fuck her in the pussy, ass and mouth then cum in her eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tv910 View Post
    Base on Howard's own description, his parents (especially his mother) have some sort of age-related mental impairment. They didn't know that AGT meant America's Got Talent and she asked Howard if he saw his father go up on stage at the live show - even though Howard was the one who invited him on stage and stood next to him the entire time. I can't imagine how they could understand the plot of a movie, there's going to be a lot of uncomfortable silence.

    hey, exploiting parent's mental illness is booey's bit.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Gene Siskel was supposed to review movies with them but he opted to take the easy way out.
    2 pens up!

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    Gene Siskel was supposed to review movies with them but he opted to take the easy way out.
    I heard a rim shot after I read this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Gene Siskel was supposed to review movies with them but he opted to take the easy way out.
    and roger had his mouth removed so that he couldn't participate.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tv910 View Post
    Base on Howard's own description, his parents (especially his mother) have some sort of age-related mental impairment. They didn't know that AGT meant America's Got Talent and she asked Howard if he saw his father go up on stage at the live show - even though Howard was the one who invited him on stage and stood next to him the entire time. I can't imagine how they could understand the plot of a movie, there's going to be a lot of uncomfortable silence.
    But I think his mother knows enough to run from her son's loser ideas. She chuckled at the movie idea and said she'd have to check with Howard's father.

    Some years ago Howard wanted to install an ISDN at his parents' house and his mother said she would rather come into the studio. She knows if that ISDN line were installed, she'd be a sitting duck for endless lame bits - and would be forced to talk about things like "Spoiled Rotten Pets."

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    This could be amusing...but probably only for a very short amount of time.

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    Gee, I wonder if Ben Stern is going to seem confused and semi-aware of what's going on, then give humorously blunt appraisals of whatever film he saw.

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