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  1. 01-22-2013, 12:33 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    A Flying Squirrel got in my parent's house this weekend. My mom scared it into the bathroom and closed the door. It drowned in the toilet.
    Your mom had better go buy some moose repellent or shit is going to get ugly.
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  2. 01-22-2013, 12:41 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    Got me.
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  3. 01-22-2013, 12:43 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    ha. See if you can spot this one:

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  4. 01-22-2013, 12:44 PM #64
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    LOL/ Got to love the Pythons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    shit mult bunny
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  6. 01-22-2013, 12:44 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    stop.
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    Lunch is served.
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  7. 01-22-2013, 12:48 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuesday View Post
    Your mom is a bitch.
    she's just lucky it isn't before 2008 that's when they went off the endangered species list.
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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott
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  8. 01-22-2013, 12:53 PM #68
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    Hey bunny, how you doing? I like your fur, it looks really great. So, you're a bunny, right? What's that all about? Well, it was great to meet you, say "hi" to your mother for me, ok?

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  9. 01-22-2013, 12:54 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuesday View Post
    Your mom is a bitch.
    So is Brules. What'd you expect?
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!
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  10. 01-22-2013, 12:57 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    So is Brules. What'd you expect?
    whoa whoa whoa, that's no way to treat a fellow Vikings fan
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    Brules senses the suck in you
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  11. 01-22-2013, 12:58 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Squirrel

    Get it right asshole
    from emeralds to ceramic coffee cups
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  12. 01-22-2013, 12:59 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    from emeralds to ceramic coffee cups
    Stop!
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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  13. 01-22-2013, 02:47 PM #73
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    That bunny doesn't look like it's fucking at all.
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  14. 01-22-2013, 03:05 PM #74
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    yeah, well, the boss just handed out 1099's for our Christmas bonuses
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    yeah, well, the boss just handed out 1099's for our Christmas bonuses
    Did you tithe?
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    are you my accountability brother in Christ?
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  19. 01-22-2013, 03:34 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuesday View Post
    Your mom is a bitch.
    If I ever get a tattoo I'm getting this phrase.
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    damn, that is jim bakker; jessica hahn saw that face like all o-faced
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